Tonight Show's "Most Embarrassing First Date"

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-22-2006 09:26 PM

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
> you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
> the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
> have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This
> just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
>
> This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
>
>
> Jay went into the audience to find the most
> embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
> winner described her worst first date experience.
>
> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
> took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...
> and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
> outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no
> overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
> had never met before. The outing was fun but
> relatively uneventful until they were headed home late
> that afternoon.
>
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she
> gradually began to realize that she should not have
> had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
> from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
> nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
> which she did for awhile.
>
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he
> had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or
> it would be the front seat of his car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
> car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep
> snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
> rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
>
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
> for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
> refrained from peeking. All she could think about was
> the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
> nature of the
> situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
> another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
> the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
> glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
> frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
> she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
> metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
> new problem due to the extreme cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
> the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
> "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
> was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
> with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
> into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
> giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
> hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
> with a real problem.
>
> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
> chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
> about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
> first place, both quickly realized that there was
> only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the
> other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
> pants and peed her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
> Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
> should be "pants down." and you thought your first
> date was embarrassing
>
> Jay Leno's comment "This gives a whole new meaning to
> being pissed off."