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      Tonight Show's "Most Embarrassing First Date"



      If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
      > you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
      > the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
      > have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This
      > just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
      >
      > This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
      >
      >
      > Jay went into the audience to find the most
      > embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
      > winner described her worst first date experience.
      >
      > There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
      > took the prize!
      >
      > She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...
      > and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
      > outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no
      > overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
      > had never met before. The outing was fun but
      > relatively uneventful until they were headed home late
      > that afternoon.
      >
      > They were driving back down the mountain, when she
      > gradually began to realize that she should not have
      > had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
      > from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
      > nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
      > which she did for awhile.
      >
      > Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
      > going, there came a point where she told him that he
      > had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or
      > it would be the front seat of his car.
      >
      > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
      > car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep
      > snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
      > rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
      >
      > Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
      > for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
      > refrained from peeking. All she could think about was
      > the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
      > nature of the
      > situation.
      >
      > Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
      > another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
      > the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly
      > glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
      > frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
      > she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
      > metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
      > new problem due to the extreme cold.
      >
      > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
      > the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
      > "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
      > was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
      > assistance!"
      >
      > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
      > with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
      > into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
      > giggles and when they finally managed to compose
      > themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
      > hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
      > with a real problem.
      >
      > Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
      > chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
      > about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
      > first place, both quickly realized that there was
      > only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the
      > other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
      > pants and peed her butt off the fender.
      >
      > As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
      > Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
      > should be "pants down." and you thought your first
      > date was embarrassing
      >
      > Jay Leno's comment "This gives a whole new meaning to
      > being pissed off."
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      That is rather funny

      I had the same Idea, with the peeing... maybe they could allso have used RADIATOR WATER?!?!
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      Holy shit. And I thought I had heard embarrassing.....
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      i remember seeing this months ago...i was literally rolling on the floor


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      LOL! I was worried it wouldnt have a happy ending but that was good!

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      Re: Tonight Show's "Most Embarrassing First Date"

      Originally posted by Oneironaut
      Jay Leno's comment "This gives a whole new meaning to
      > being pissed off."
      HAAHAHA

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      I heard this one a couple of years ago, but it's still an amusing story.

      As I recall, that first date was also their last.
      Well life is short, so love the one ya' got, 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot.

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