a riddle

**justme** · 03-03-2005 07:00 AM

i guess ill put this here dont know where else. ok image a duck in a bottle the bottles neck is 2 small to get the duck though there and the glass is unbreakable. how do u get the duck out? no u cant reach a knife in there cut the duck up into smaller pieces then pour him out.

can any1 sovle this riddle?

CT · 03-03-2005 07:06 AM

um. you put an egg in and wait till its born?

**bradybaker** · 03-03-2005 08:11 AM

If the answer is something stupid like 'quack the bottle' i'll be pretty upset.

**sensi** · 03-03-2005 10:11 AM

Fuck i don't know....the bottom of the bottle unscrews? There is no bottom to the bottle?

**voidofform** · 03-03-2005 11:55 AM

hydrochloric acid

**sitboy** · 03-03-2005 04:12 PM

you take him out of the other end.

**Hate** · 03-03-2005 05:03 PM

You could drop insects to the bottle which would eat the whole duck. After that you get those insects out, and the duck is in their stomaches

**Kaniaz** · 03-03-2005 05:48 PM

Only thing I can think of is indeed take him out the other end, if it's got no bottom (which could be the case as you didn't mention that).

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-03-2005 07:38 PM

Melt the neck of the bottle with a blowtorch. Then stretch the opening so it's big enough to get the duck out.

**Soilent Green** · 03-03-2005 07:39 PM

Originally posted by justme
how do u get the duck out?

tell all of his friends and family that he's gay. How else does one out a duck?

**Hate** · 03-03-2005 08:09 PM

Originally posted by justme
image a duck in a bottle the bottles neck is 2 small to get the duck though there and the glass is unbreakable.

Now I know. You just break the bottle. The glass is unbreakable indeed, but it says nowhere that the bottle is made from glass

**jacobo** · 03-03-2005 08:37 PM

will the duck be alive after being extracted from this super human bottle?

**sensi** · 03-03-2005 08:50 PM

I like the way you think Hate in your second post.

Yeah dose the duck need to be alive? You could just wait for him/her to die let it decay, break down and shake its remains out. Could take a while tho......

I'm still thinking its all about the bottom/other end of the bottle.

Peace Sensi.

**Soilent Green** · 03-03-2005 09:17 PM

^^ Duck in a bottle. You just pull the cap, turn upside down, and squeeze.

**Lucius** · 03-03-2005 09:23 PM

Imagine the duck is outside of the bottle, because you were only imagining it being in there in the first place

**sensi** · 03-03-2005 09:28 PM

hahaha, yes the last two posts made me smile.

Lucius you have a great point.

Peace sensi.

**nightowl** · 03-03-2005 11:27 PM

yeah....the "let the duck rot" or "pulling it out the other end" sounds good

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 03-04-2005 12:32 AM

Well, I can't think of anything that hasn't already been said -- so tell us the answer, justme! We're dying to know!

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-04-2005 01:43 AM

I GOT IT!

The answer is: the same way you got it in!

CT · 03-04-2005 01:46 AM

hahaha. for some reason i was under the impression this riddle was about getting the duck IN the bottle

i'm so stupid.

anyway um.

**Truthbearer** · 03-05-2005 10:39 AM

fold him in half

**Oath** · 03-05-2005 12:21 PM

i would also have to say fire. i think you can just melt off the top without hurting the duck. like use a laser so its instant and the bottle doesnt have a chance to heat up