Thread: lessons of the day...

I saw God today, when i closed my eyes.
He spoke with an ego.
Then i remembered who created me.

Originally Posted by ClouD

I saw God today, when i closed my eyes.
He spoke with an ego.
Then i remembered who created me.

The Sphinx strikes again!
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Fact: It always takes 50% longer on a computer.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Fact: It always takes 50% longer on a computer.

+1

Fact: pies are yummy

i forgot my new fact....

Originally Posted by The_one_920

i forgot my new fact....

Fact: You forget about..... some percentage of things a day.

(Mwah mwahhhh..)
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THAT WAS IT!!

FACT: the barcode on the back of the guy in hitmans head is for baked beans

lightbulb in german is guhlbirne which translates as glow pear

Fact: Tomorrow is the 90th anniversary of the Halifax disaster, which was the largest ever pre-nuclear explosion. It was caused by the collision of two ships, one heavily ladened with ammunition and explosives. It's yield is estimated to have been around 3 kt of TNT.

FACT: the fifth of december is international day of the ninja

also: glow pear

Fact: A lightbulb has the same shape as a pear, it also glows.

ahhh, now i get it!

Now we know!!

haha

I don't get it.

I really am trying...

pineapples

people claim they see random stuff everywhere (jesus' face)
its really random but just today I noticed something wierd must post it sometime...

Fact: Ciggarette burns are hard to conceal.

did you burn yourself with a ciggarette??

FACT: I bump this thread now, kthxbai

so, i decided, chuck norris
so here you go

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.



sweet

Originally Posted by The_one_920

so, i decided, chuck norris
so here you go

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.



sweet

FACT: You just failed.

Originally Posted by Mark75

FACT: You just failed.

no, i crashed and burned