My Recent Appraisal; Getting Paid to Buy Beer

[O'nus]

A'hoy hoy, Today I got an appraisal in the mail from a company I once did market research for. Apparently, they are having a hard time finding someone to do this research for them; market research at the Beer Store! The job redeems up to $30 spent at the store (so you can buy a nice 24) and also pays $20 per evaluation. If research is done out of town, it pays $.20/mile. (Prices may change for each individual.. but this is what I was offered.) I could not believe this; they are having a hard time findining someone to not only do market research on the beer store, but they are paid to get the beer, and... free beer! I don't understand. For all the students on here, if you are in Ontario, take a look at this website because they want to hire students to do this job (testing staff to check ID). It's the perfect job for a student.. Come on.. you get paid to get beer.. Someone out there must want this job. http://www.weshop4u.com "O'nus, why don't you take the damn job up then, you dickhead?" Because I am moving out of the area and I cannot sign the contract they offered me because the time in the middle of the contracted time, I am leaving this area. Plus, I don't like beer. Not after an incident with an entire bubba which was introduced to my liver in the form of an infection which caused me much sickness and grief which caused nightmares of naked celebrities such as Roseanne. Is that reason enough??!! ~

[jacobo]

free health insurance and free beer?!?!? someone please take this offer... lest i drive 3000 miles to do it.

[Truthbearer]

Well...you get a dollar for every 5 miles...so you would get a good $600 bucks for the trip, $1200 if they pay for your return too...plus the beer and the money

[pubbles]

Sounds like a sweet deal to me! Unfortunately, I live in Denver. Originally posted by O'nus ...I don't like beer. Not after an incident with an entire bubba which was introduced to my liver in the form of an infection which caused me much sickness and grief which caused nightmares of naked celebrities such as Roseanne. Is that reason enough??!! I don't get it. Beer + Liver = Dreams of a naked Roseanne? But please, don't elaborate!