Thread: Sexual Innuendo in Harry Potter Books

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Ynot, how can you post something like that? The second quote. It hurt to read it... >.<

Originally Posted by Ynot

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ROFL

Need more.. 0.o

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

*edit* ack, 500th post

Originally Posted by Ynot

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...meh

I never know how to feel about the bitter cynicism of adulthood conflicting with the fuzzy warm memories of childhood.

That said, "He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue" is just LOL on a plate.

No No! Dang, did you guys have to post that stuff
lol, But really, I never thought any of those things were sexual.

J.K. said Dumbledore was gay recently, yes?

It's all making sense now.

Originally Posted by Ynot

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Lmao..

Yea, the name Skeeta is enough sexual innuendo for me to believe it.

I don't even want to imagine what that means.

But I'll accept that her 'interviews' with Harry in the broom closet were little more than sexual metaphors.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Ok so I've noticed alot of places where there is a bit of sexual innuendo in these books, and I'm wondering if anyone else noticed this or found any examples, and if so...post them.

Here's one...

In Goblet of Fire, Hagrid is talking to Harry, Ron, and Hermione in his hut and is very upset because of the Rita Skeeta article about him. He starts talking about Madame Maxine, who denies having giant blood and says she is just big boned. Hagrid says..."Big Bones. I'll give her a big bone!"

...lol. Anyone else??

LOL! How subtle. J.K. Rowling is a master writer, after all.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

"Big Bones. I'll give her a big bone!"

Now that's quality writing.

Bint.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Hagrid says..."Big Bones. I'll give her a big bone!"

I thought it was "Big Bones. I'll give her big bones." Not giving her A big bone...

I never noticed any whatsoever. But I have only read each book once through and was too excited about the story to notice anything like that. That, and I am pure.

Originally Posted by Burns

I thought it was "Big Bones. I'll give her big bones." Not giving her A big bone...

If that is the case, then I suppose I am the one with the dirty mind? lol...I'll have to check...

edit: ah you're right, he does say "I'll give her big bones" ...but still...lol...

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I never noticed any whatsoever...That, and I am pure.

Yeah right!!

There are many more that I found, but I don't want to say them yet cause I wanted to give other people the chance to find them.

Well in the books, people call each other "Berks". Berk is short for "Berkshire Hunt", which is widely accepted as an alternative to the word "cunt".

So, in Harry Potter, people are calling each other cunts.

"The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils."


Actually, I remember a quote in one of them where they're in Divination classes looking at astrology charts and Ron says something like "Lavender, can we see Uranus?"

PERVS! but anyway the link was so funny! WANG!