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      Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
      Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

      Here is one of the best.

      Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
      Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
      Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
      Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
      Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
      Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
      Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
      Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
      Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
      Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
      Homer: Bart, go to your room.
      I wuv-Scwigglie

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      Evan, you're right. That one's clutch!!
      An idea is something you haven't fully considered.
      A belief is merely a repetitive thought.
      A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking.

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      My names not evan, but i can see how you cam up with that. Evanescent merely means to disapear. Call me colt if you'd like. and ya, I loved that episode
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