I inspired myself

I got this itch all up my body
I did yo' bitch all up her potty
Try to deny it, pull your pants down
If you aint got bumps too you win this round

So what's the deal, you got a small dong?
Well this shit aint real, I put a condom on
But I got a good glance and your bitch was clean
So why can't you drop your pants, who have you seen?

Christmas is coming, time for some awesome presents
We all go humming then drink ourselves content
But not if your Jewish, you Jesus killing fucks
Your Holidays are bluish because your presents suck