Alright, I am attempting to solve the following problems:

- World poverty
- Child labor
- Global warming
- Racism
- Drunk driving
- Cancer

At my disposal I have:
  • A paperclip
  • A solar powered calculator
  • 5 chocolate bars
  • An immigrant child that will work for $0.1 an hour
  • $6.73 in pocket change
  • An extra sock
  • 30 used bullets
  • A rock
  • A blank CD
  • A bazooka with no Ammo
  • An AK47
  • A "lucid dream" dildo
  • A turban
  • A pile of books
  • A sack I stole from Santa
  • 1,336 previous posts
I may need to pull a Macgyver on this one. Any ideas?