Ownage contest!!! (check 1st post for updates)

**Truthbearer** · 07-31-2004 03:44 AM

Here's an idea I got from a post from evanescent. It is time for the first ever ownage contest!!!! Ok, for those to wish to partake in this competition these are the guidelines:

Objective: To own as many people as possible in a one week, starting tonight(if you own another contestant you get double the points)

Rules:

1. In order for it to be considered for the contest, another user has to post an "OWNED" statement or pic that can be directly associated to the statement. Keep in mind that asking your friends to help you with this will ultimately not help you if it is not truly funny...

2. One cannot use his/her mod powers to do so -- except adidas and Ev, they can do whatever they want. (we know mods pwn everybody)

3. All participants must post in order to let others know they are participating. Any Owning done before this post will not count

4. No owning newbs...unless they somehow deserve it(kind of like jin

)

5. It is best to own in the non-dream related topics

6. Don't take it to far, owning is not about insulting but rather about cleverly dissing

7. Once you have been owned, you cannot edit your previous post to make it seem like you were not owned.

8. An example of pwnage:
Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong!
User001: Pwned
Truthbearer:

not again!!!

9. A special ">>>Pwnage here <<<" topic will be created in the lounge. There will be no rules. Why lounge? Because:
a)Normal (not almighty global) moderators have the force there.
b)It will attract *cough* post whores *cough* and we will pwn them.

At the end of the week, with the assistance of a mod perhaps, a poll shall be added to determine the best ownage. Also there shall be an honorable mention to the person that owned the most.

Have fun!!!

P.S. I am obviously in

P.P.S. I hope this is ok with the adm team, and I'll try to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. If this is not ok with you let me know and I shall call it off...

OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?

**Evanescent** · 07-31-2004 03:46 AM

Well duh i am in.

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-31-2004 03:47 AM

Ok man, I'm so incredibly in!

**Evanescent** · 07-31-2004 03:49 AM

I am trying to monitor what i say now. Being protective. I swear truth if you turn this into something i shall inflict pain upon you.

**ffx-dreamz** · 07-31-2004 04:34 AM

Well, Im in ^_^

Evanescent wants truthbearer to own him so he can have a legite reason to squeeze truth's balls....

**jacobo** · 07-31-2004 05:21 AM

i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

**gameover** · 07-31-2004 05:25 AM

Sure, why not. See where this goes... 8)

**Naruto** · 07-31-2004 05:27 AM

I'm gonna own all of you. Onemight even go so far as to say I'm gonna Pwn all you noobs!

**Umbrasquall** · 07-31-2004 05:27 AM

I saw this coming...

I'm in.

(Looks around hopefully)...

Where's ffx? I wanna score some easy points.

**Naruto** · 07-31-2004 05:49 AM

I'm sorry ffx, you been pwned.

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-31-2004 06:35 AM

Originally posted by adidas
i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

**Lowercase Society** · 07-31-2004 07:34 AM

[quote]

Rules:
...

OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?

My work is done here, for the time being.

**Kaniaz** · 07-31-2004 01:53 PM

I guess I'm in.

(Truthbearer & Evanscent made this thread so they can see how the real professionals do it.

)

CT · 07-31-2004 02:51 PM

i'll be the ownage picture post guy then, i guess

**Evanescent** · 07-31-2004 02:53 PM

Ok thats cool. How are we going to keep count. I put it in my sig, but people will try cheating.

CT · 07-31-2004 03:01 PM

Haha I just owned all you guys because I made you look at that picture.

**Evanescent** · 07-31-2004 03:03 PM

Actually everyone but ffx, he's into that kind of thing.

CT · 07-31-2004 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Evanescent

Actually everyone but ffx, he's into that kind of thing.

I bet!

OWNED

Ev · 07-31-2004 03:10 PM

I'm in!!!! get ready to be pwned!

**Evanescent** · 07-31-2004 03:34 PM

This is bryce trying to trick me into a master own. Read it its worth it.

Evanescent says:
hey
Evanescent says:
are you there?
ffx-dreamz says:
no i ran away!!!
Evanescent says:
omg
Evanescent says:
wait
Evanescent says:
this is a good thing
Evanescent says:

Evanescent says:
what am i thinking of?
ffx-dreamz says:
WH0 are YOU?
Evanescent says:
colton
Evanescent says:
what am i thinking of?
ffx-dreamz says:
DOnt know dont care
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
just guess
ffx-dreamz says:
no
Evanescent says:
errrrrrrrrr
Evanescent says:
i am one up on ownage contest
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
HOw long have you been talking
ffx-dreamz says:
to me
Evanescent says:
yea
Evanescent says:
not long
Evanescent says:
why
ffx-dreamz says:
I just got up?
ffx-dreamz says:
like 1 min ago
Evanescent says:
oh
ffx-dreamz says:
Who where ya talking to?
Evanescent says:
u owned me but no one made it official
Evanescent says:
hahah
Evanescent says:
did you read me own
Evanescent says:
about you
ffx-dreamz says:
sure
ffx-dreamz says:
what?
Evanescent says:
someone else has to say owned
ffx-dreamz says:
Shut up
Evanescent says:
no
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
how old are ya?
Evanescent says:
old enough to kick the crap out of you
ffx-dreamz says:
are you sure about that?
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
ya
ffx-dreamz says:
well where do ya lice?
Evanescent says:
about 98%
Evanescent says:
where do i live
ffx-dreamz says:
100%
Evanescent says:
???
ffx-dreamz says:
yes
Evanescent says:
no that 2% is the chance that you will get a girlfriend(me included so you won't go hulk on me)
ffx-dreamz says:
i am not a guy!!1
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
so i dont know where you got this buy you shoulnt be talking to me so you just better be Quiet!!!!
ffx-dreamz says:
BYE BYE bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
uh
Evanescent says:
this is bryce
Evanescent says:
if it isn't
Evanescent says:
then i would say he is twice as retarted as i really think he is
ffx-dreamz says:
hi bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
guess who i am
Evanescent says:
if its tim then you did a quite good job pertraying your doof of a bro
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
no ash
Evanescent says:
this isn't pokemon
ffx-dreamz says:
nope
Evanescent says:
ok if this as bryce then i am sorry to tell you but you missed out on going to the movies
Evanescent says:
bourne supremacy is what i want to go see
Evanescent says:
but since he's not there
Evanescent says:
...
ffx-dreamz says:
are you bryce kimes
Evanescent says:
double you tee eff
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
i am ashley
ffx-dreamz says:
Duhhh!!!
Evanescent says:
ashley?
Evanescent says:
duh
Evanescent says:
???
ffx-dreamz says:
Kimes
Evanescent says:
could that be,UR BRYCE!!!,his cousin
Evanescent says:
idk,DID YOU DO IT!!!,you seem pretty stupid like him
ffx-dreamz says:
ok
Evanescent says:
i bet,DID YOU DO IT!!!,it bryce
Evanescent says:
thats from the simpsons if this isn't bryce
Evanescent says:
just so you don't think i am messed up
Evanescent says:
lol
ffx-dreamz says:
ok so your not bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
sorry
Evanescent says:
argh
Evanescent says:
why are you on his name'I KNOW ITS YOU!!!.
Evanescent says:
so ashlee,BRYCE!!, why r u on his name
ffx-dreamz says:
look it was on my computer when i just got up !!1
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
k
Evanescent says:
so how r u related to him
ffx-dreamz says:
i am his aunt
Evanescent says:
o ya
Evanescent says:
i think i know who you are now
Evanescent says:
lol
Evanescent says:
i thought it was him playing a joke on me
Evanescent says:
or is this a master plan
ffx-dreamz says:
ow no
Evanescent says:
for dreamviews
Evanescent says:
hurm
Evanescent says:
trying to own me
ffx-dreamz says:
your just so funny
Evanescent says:
how's that
Evanescent says:
ur probably 4 months older than me
Evanescent says:
i'd say you were 13
Evanescent says:
soon to be 14
ffx-dreamz says:
how old are you?
Evanescent says:
13
ffx-dreamz says:
when where you born
Evanescent says:
well ur older than bryce
Evanescent says:
somehow i know that
ffx-dreamz says:
4 weeks
Evanescent says:
and i am younger
Evanescent says:
ok
Evanescent says:
your older
ffx-dreamz says:
no 14 day;s
Evanescent says:
your a sister of odell
ffx-dreamz says:
yeppers
Evanescent says:
yeppers
Evanescent says:
i still get the feeling this is bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
well it's not i promise
Evanescent says:
ok
Evanescent says:
so what does bryce like to do when i'm not around
ffx-dreamz says:
sleep!!!
Evanescent says:
other than that
Evanescent says:
i need dirt
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
you sound like bryce too!! funny
Evanescent says:
me sound gay. no you've been around him to long

**ffx-dreamz** · 07-31-2004 04:56 PM

That, is a bunch of bull shit.I wasn't trying to trick anyone, it wasn't me.Therefore, try again. :finger:

**jacobo** · 07-31-2004 06:57 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

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i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.[/b]

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe.

too much?

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-31-2004 07:43 PM

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue@
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i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe.

too much?

[/b]

Of course not! But I think you misunderstood hot stuff, I ABANDONED your erection. So you can keep that KY for your date with Lefty (or are you right-handed then?)