Thread: tell me some cool pet names

I tend name my pets after famed historical figures, especially when they don't have a lot of personality (i.e. fish or reptiles). For me, these sorts of names make great comedy and make the pet more interesting/lovable.

Marx, Oscar (Wilde), Atilla, Nietzsche, Caligula, Imhotep, Shelley, Plato, Eisenhower, Freud, Heidegger, Leeuwenhoek, Byron, Virgil, Confucius, Faraday, Cicero, Descartes, and Kant, to name a few, might make good pet names.

^^^ Yea, a guinea pig named "Caligula", that would be cool.

I was thinking Checkers would be good. I had a guinea pig named that.

Meh I usually try to name my pets with unusual and/or exotic names.

My rabbits name is Zooni, and if I ever get another one his/her name would start with an X.

Name is dinner and feed it to a snake.