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    1. 04-15-2008 09:45 PM #1
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      I'm a lifeguard.

      I got certified Sunday. I'm going to work at a little waterpark over the summer... saving lives and blowing whistles.

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    2. 04-15-2008 09:49 PM #2
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      Nice! Congratulations, Stephen.

      Just remember to, every once in awhile, tell everybody to clear out of the pool for five minutes because you need a bathroom break. Then once they're all out, climb down from your tower and wade out into the shallow end, stand still with a blissfully relaxed look on your face for a minute or so, then calmly climb back up to your seat and let them all back in.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Nice! Congratulations, Stephen.

      Just remember to, every once in awhile, tell everybody to clear out of the pool for five minutes because you need a bathroom break. Then once they're all out, climb down from your tower and wade out into the shallow end, stand still with a blissfully relaxed look on your face for a minute or so, then calmly climb back up to your seat and let them all back in.
      I'll definitely remember that.

      I planned on just peeing with them in it and blaming it on some kid, then blowing the whistle on them. Your idea is much better.

      In the little kiddie place, every now and then, a kid craps in there and we have to close it down for the day.
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      Quote Originally Posted by StephenT View Post

      In the little kiddie place, every now and then, a kid craps in there and we have to close it down for the day.
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      Awesome!

      I LOLed
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

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      lifeguard seems like the most boring job you could have, well maybe not if you were on a beach. when I was with a swim team the lifeguard in that pool looked sooo bored just staring at everyone swim.
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      congrats!

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