Giant monster attack!

**panta-rei** · 04-28-2008 02:18 AM

Okay, I watched cloverfield earlier today, and I recall a thread like this about zombies...

What would you do if a giant monster started attacking your city?

Be it alien, monkey, lizard, or octopus, what would be the first thing you'd do?

**[SomeGuy]** · 04-28-2008 02:20 AM

Post a big fail picture on it...and see his reaction.

**Dreamworld** · 04-28-2008 03:58 AM

Make a hole under ground in my house. And hide there.

**nina** · 04-28-2008 04:08 AM

Find a camera, give it to the most stupid and annoying person I know, so people can watch it later and be annoyed at his crappy personality and camera abilities.

**Mes Tarrant** · 04-28-2008 04:18 AM

Well I would probably just hide. Preferably in a confined space with a really hot guy. And then have some sexay time.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Find a camera, give it to the most stupid and annoying person I know, so people can watch it later and be annoyed at his crappy personality and camera abilities.

**kingofclutch** · 04-28-2008 04:19 AM

Drive to some other place far away.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 04-28-2008 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Find a camera, give it to the most stupid and annoying person I know, so people can watch it later and be annoyed at his crappy personality and camera abilities.

It's been done, and leads only to your death - in which case, the plan is fail.

I'd stock up on weapons and try to get the hell out of town. If I couldn't, I'd go down fighting, damnit!

**[SomeGuy]** · 04-28-2008 05:09 AM

lulz

**Grod** · 04-28-2008 05:22 AM

It really depends on what kind of monster.

**ClouD** · 04-28-2008 05:34 AM

FSM, for sure.

**Mes Tarrant** · 04-28-2008 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by Grod

It really depends on what kind of monster.

You mean there's a difference between a monkey monster and a giraffe monster? Well I guess there is... a monkey one could grab you and carry you places.

**Pastro** · 04-28-2008 06:08 AM

If we are talking Cloverfield/Godzilla size, I would keep a safe distance, it's probably better to know where said monster is than to have it surprise you. Granted if some sort of bombing went on that would be unpleasent for me...

**Patrick** · 04-28-2008 05:30 PM

I would totally go film it. Awesomeness. I mean, how often does that kind of thing happen in a lifetime?!

**cuddleyperson** · 04-28-2008 05:47 PM

I'd realize, go make a cuppa tea and wait for the few minutes it takes for the RAF to bomb the shit out of it. I mean even if a creature was 10 times the size of the largest dinosaur, a missile from a fighter jet at it;s head would kill it instantly. Even if it did have some incredibly thick body armor, a bomber would again kick it's ass. The only thing I'd fear is that the USA would Nuke it, later calling it an Iranian terrorist attack on the peaceful Western world, causing the city it was attacking to be wiped out and fall out to spread everywhere.

**Grod** · 04-28-2008 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You mean there's a difference between a monkey monster and a giraffe monster? Well I guess there is... a monkey one could grab you and carry you places.

Yeah, like you might get weapons differently depending on what kind of monster it was. Like if it was a giant whale you might get a harpoon gun.

But now that I think about it I probably would just get the hell out of the city.

**kichu** · 04-28-2008 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Find a camera, give it to the most stupid and annoying person I know, so people can watch it later and be annoyed at his crappy personality and camera abilities.