Thread: You're a goth if 5 or more are applicable to you on the list

Wait theres more. Speaks to evil spirits through meditation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I myself like to be alone, but nevewr thought of doing that. Oh funny stuff

i counted 29....... and in addition i LOVE to have astralsex with sexy vampirelady's during my out-of-bodies or in ld's as well... there's nothing more thrilling than an embrace of a vampire....... you never know if this will be your last obe/ld......

Originally posted by hypnos
i counted 29....... and in addition i LOVE to have astralsex with sexy vampirelady's during my out-of-bodies or in ld's as well... there's nothing more thrilling than an embrace of a vampire....... you never know if this will be your last obe/ld......

Wha? Teach me how to do this!

hi mastermind
you have to go deeper and deeper into the dark zone of your subconsciousness - thats where you will find those creatures of yours...
when in your ld's do some dreammagic - turn day into night or look for stairs going down - or look for a lift and go down - or if you are in a building go down to the basement - or if your outside then take the dark alleys - or go deeper into the dark forest..... all symbols for entering your dark side of your subconsciousness - and when you found your way into a world of sinister shadows then look for a door or wish to meet a sexy vampire or sexdevil around the corner - believe me: they will be there waiting for you.....

but be aware: this is "dangerous love" because it can become soooo addicting when being f*cked by a sexvampire who's at the same time feeding on you that you actually could start to neglect or loose interest in real relationships in real life...... psychologically seen, you are getting in touch with dark forces within you that can really become overwhelming or drain your energy.... so, never forget: never let go completely and give in totally to your dark side, never loose your consciousness, YOU are in control and just playing with the dark aspects of your personality...... 8)

Hypnos, he was just joking, but that was an interesting post none the less

.....ok - got it
something else : can you tell me how i can get rid of my classification as "lucid beginner" - i might be new on this forum - but for sure not a newbie to nightspacing..... i'm way beyond 200-300 dreamtrips....... stoped counting over a decade ago........ 8)

I think ranks are going to end soon, I'm not sure. Just don't worry about it.

was just browsing my topics and found this. bumping it up just so others could see the list

Yeah, memories. I do even more of those things now (beer=good).

Whoa, I didn't expect it to be *THAT* hard!

Originally posted by Finde
Whoa, I didn't expect it to be *THAT* hard!

sexual inneundo

finde, that is sort of innapropiate. I know you are young and all, but you can try and think about other things besides sex

wow according to the poll most of dv is gothic!!


woo hooo gothic dreamviews

i like to be alone sometimes and i get the right amount of sleep for my age (16 so i need 9 hours of sleep)
yippy count food

I would only consider these to have anything to do with goths.

Originally posted by nightowl

-Frequently wears black clothing. (barely counts)

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: \"I'm so gothic, I'm dead\", \"woe is me\", \"I'm a goth\".

-Claims to be a goth.

The rest of the list is mostly common junk!

You don't say???? [/false amazement]

hehe. funny list. i scored 24.

but i sent it to an actual goth friend from school, and he only got 20. heh.

oh well, looks like I'm a Goth. might as well go all out! GO big or go home!!!


*begins eating Count Chocula*

Heh, I only got 6...

Originally posted by nightowl

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
!

Dangerous cult religions: Philosophy.

HAH, fear the day kids start to think FOR THEMSELVES!

-Frequently wears black clothing. ( ya)

-Wears band and/or rock T-shirts. (sometimes)

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankles or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. i wear a beaded one and that's it

-Shows an interest in piercing or tattoos. ya

associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. im a teenager

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. i hate sports and how can kids be interested in church when it is all about the adults

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. who doesn't get depressed

-Complains of boredom. Are these peel on drugs hoooooooooo they must be Goths!!!!!!

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. its called STRESS DUMBASSES

-Is excessively awake during the night. i like listening to late night radio and watching late night TV, my world history teacher gets up to pray he must be Goth to and he is in the church

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. i have sensitive eyes

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. being a teenager

-Spends large amounts of time alone. IM a teenager

-Requests time alone and quietness. im a teenager

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. im a teenager

-Misbehaves at school. im a teenager

-Misbehaves at home. im a teenager

-Eats excessively or too little. im a teenager

-Eats Goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. lol i eat Spam to

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. They do this in Africa they must be Goths!

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Im a teenager (HEY spongebob is a Goth because he is on cable !!!)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. im a teenager

-Uses the Internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. im a teenager

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. im a teenager

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. wheeeeeeeeeee

-Expresses an interest in sex. im a teenager

-Masturbates. im a horny teenager

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. no you homophobic bastareds

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Satanist worship nature morons these are all passive religions

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a Goth". i have a pin that says "i make little kids cry"

-Claims to be a Goth. im a punk

this was great and a lot of people i know are Goths

p.s. beware of spongebob he sacrifrces Gary in the holy pineapple

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-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
!

Dangerous cult religions: Philosophy.

HAH, fear the day kids start to think FOR THEMSELVES! [/b]

And Buddhism, which teaches peace. Stupid people.

That is the funniest thing i have read in a long long time. I scored over 20 What dose that say....... Oh no I'm doomed ha ha ha, what a load of crap!!!

Peace Sensi.

i think its safe to say that you're not alone

god this thread is old

This thread needs a link to that "which circle of hell" quiz thread.

I'm too lazy.

That " what layer of hell quiz" was a weird quiz, i did it the first time and basically it said i was fucked, i think one up from the worst. Then i answered one question differently and i was in purgatory or limbo or some shit, go figure.... Basically went from bottom to top with one different answer...... Didn't post my answers cos thought it was just lame, this one was kinda funny.

Peace Sensi.

Edit - http://www.dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic....poll+layer+hell Beware it is a very retarded quiz...... The questions only made me laugh once or twice rest of the time just pathetic. It is however a very funny thread to read......