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      Bow Ties - How to make yourself look like a tryhard clown

      Wow, bow ties, what can be said about them?
      Well, when you wear one, you'll look so amazingly stupid most people will find it superfluous to make jokes about them even behind your back. Care to feel like somebody who actually matters to anyone? Care to feel mature?
      Well, why not do this fucking thing to one another:

      Good job, now you're a full grown man. It's also a great way to get over an evening without anyone noticing how much of a social failure you are. Now wait to grow some hair on your balls and we might actually take you seriously.


      Yeah, who wouldn't want to look like a Christmas present at a business convention? The only difference between you and a Christmas present is that no woman would ever dare to expose what's beneath your bow tie.


      And what's up with the recent influx of colorful bow ties? They never looked good and they never will. They make you look like you're desperate for either attention or employment as a clown - neither of which you will achieve. If you're lucky, you might get admitted to the party and spend the rest of the night in solitude. If not, that's the last stupid looking bow tie you'll ever wear.

      And now before I get called out on the alleged stylistic "retro" effect of bow ties, let me lay this out before you:

      This doesn't make you look either "Business" or "British", it makes you look like a time traveling sack of shit.
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      Doesn't anyone find this offensive? No tie-righters?
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      Well not particularly seeing as you basically had your entire argument defeated by a single picture.
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      I was still being offensive though, wasn't I? Who cares about Bond?
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      No, but you're still a retard. So at least you're consistent at one thing.

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      I see the parallel between your Hijab thread and this one; your trying to make a pertinent point. Unfortunately your point needs sharpening. Or throwing in the bin/trash/garbage, or whatever you use to dispose of trash in Germany.

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      In Germany we like littering.
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      1) The simple fact that this thread was made to "prove a point" after the last thread was closed basically destroys all possible chance of anyone taking it seriously.

      2) The text in your hijab thread was much more offensive, which I'm sure you were conscious of while writing this one.

      3) The hijab is apart of a religious culture which, to those you should have shown a little more tolerance, means a lot more than bow ties do to...basically anyone who feels like wearing a bow tie.

      4) Psychology student pwned your OP.

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      PS: People weren't offended at your insult of what they considered a desirable piece of clothing. They were offended at your disrespect for a religion.

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      1) The simple fact that this thread was made to "prove a point" after the last thread was closed basically destroys all possible chance of anyone taking it seriously.
      It's not meant to be serious. It's meant to prove a point.
      2) The text in your hijab thread was much more offensive, which I'm sure you were conscious of while writing this one.
      I'm not that proficient in English cursing but I will try this: Bow ties make you look like Dick Cheney's infected ass pimples dipped in the anal waste of the offspring of a rotten skunk with an aborted fetus, strapped to the back of a 96' Honda with a giant shit-coated warthog pissing on them and vomit oozing out of his ear and genital area.

      Now the point should be made.

      3) The hijab is apart of a religious culture which, to those you should have shown a little more tolerance, means a lot more than bow ties do to...
      Why should I care? First off, that doesn't mean it looks good, because it just doesn't. Then it just adds to the pile that it's also a sign of delusion and brainwashing. So that would more be in favor of my criticism actually.
      basically anyone who feels like wearing a bow tie.
      Actually, you know what? According to the very women I posted in the thread, they absolutely feel like wearing it and aren't forced to do so. So your point is void and the head-pissing is redirected.

      Quote Originally Posted by wasup View Post
      PS: People weren't offended at your insult of what they considered a desirable piece of clothing. They were offended at your disrespect for a religion.
      That's what's so sad about it. Which is ironic because it explicitly states to avoid the forum should one dislike "intolerant religious zealots". And I actually wouldn't even care so much (for the religious aspect...) if women wouldn't have to run around like that and basically look terrible doing so.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      It's not meant to be serious. It's meant to prove a point.
      Apparently you don't see the difference. You may actually feel the way you do about bow-ties, but this thread looks more like a tantrum thrown by someone who couldn't get others to see his original point, which is but one reason you won't find anybody really bitching about it. I hope that clarifies.

      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      I'm not that proficient in English cursing but I will try this: Bow ties make you look like Dick Cheney's infected ass pimples dipped in the anal waste of the offspring of a rotten skunk with an aborted fetus, strapped to the back of a 96' Honda with a giant shit-coated warthog pissing on it and vomit is oozing out of his ear and genital area.

      Now the point should be made.
      See above.

      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      Who cares?
      Any present or future Muslim DV members might, for one. For two, apparently the staff cares, and that's pretty much the only thing that matters, as far as your previous thread is concerned. It's just as easy for me to say "so you found Ame's closing of your thread offensive? Who cares?"

      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke
      Actually, you know what? According to the very women I posted in the thread, they absolutely feel like wearing it and aren't forced to do so. So your point is void and the head-pissing is redirected.
      You made no distinction in the thread. In fact, you made it a point to state that hijabs were "one of your problems with Islam" which explicitly states that those women that "feel like wearing it" are not the extent of your distaste.

      Your point is void.
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      Korittke is such an M-Cat clone.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Apparently you don't see the difference. You may actually feel the way you do about bow-ties
      I actually don't. I actually like bow ties, I just couldn't come up with a better topic. And yeah, I figured that people might be "offended", so I had this one in petto.

      Any present or future Muslim DV members might, for one. For two, apparently the staff cares, and that's pretty much the only thing that matters, as far as your previous thread is concerned. It's just as easy for me to say "so you found Ame's closing of your thread offensive? Who cares?"
      Yeah, but that's no my point. You're the authoritative representative and you are discerned from me (a user). If you don't care about the reasons of closing, then that makes you a totalitarian. If I don't care about whether someone is religiously offended then that makes me a "religiously intolerant person" (or in this specific case, a fashion God).

      You made no distinction in the thread. In fact, you made it a point to state that hijabs were "one of your problems with Islam" which explicitly states that those women that "feel like wearing it" are not the extent of your distaste.

      Your point is void.
      I don't actually care why someone is wearing a hijab, I was just refuting your point. Whether it's glued to the head or worn on Halloween, it's just bad in either case. And wow, if it weren't 99.99% of hijab-wearers who are Islamic, maybe the point would mean something. People who aren't forced to wear it, don't. It's like wearing a too small one piece swim-suit to go biking. You wouldn't do it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      Yeah, but that's no my point. You're the authoritative representative and you are discerned from me (a user). If you don't care about the reasons of closing, then that makes you a totalitarian.
      No more "totalitarian" than a judge who doesn't care that you feel his ruling is offensive, after making a judgment call. There is enough evidence throughout the span of DV to make it more than apparent that we are not totalitarian, so call it what you will. Again, the label seems more like the lashing out of someone who is just mad that his intentionally offensive thread got locked, and I don't think you will find much sympathy for it.

      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      I don't actually care why someone is wearing a hijab, I was just refuting your point. Whether it's glued to the head or worn on Halloween, it's just bad in either case.
      That's fine, and it's your opinion. Whether or not the way you state your opinion is appropriate for DV is our opinion - and if we feel it isn't, we will act on it. Period. It is the same for you or any other member.

      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke
      People who aren't forced to wear it, don't. It's like wearing a too small one piece swim-suit to go biking. You wouldn't do it.
      Grossly irrelevant.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      No more "totalitarian" than a judge who doesn't care that you feel his ruling is offensive, after making a judgment call. There is enough evidence throughout the span of DV to make it more than apparent that we are not totalitarian, so call it what you will. Again, the label seems more like the lashing out of someone who is just mad that his intentionally offensive thread got locked, and I don't think you will find much sympathy for it.
      I didn't say that you or the board are in fact totalitarian. I find it to be quite the opposite actually. The very fact that we are discussing the issue at hand (instead of you going "Who cares?") is evidence for this. If there had been no reply to my inquiries, this would have meant something different. But given that this is not the case, I would overall grade the staff very highly on my scale of awesomeness.

      Grossly irrelevant.
      This is.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      I didn't say that you or the board are in fact totalitarian. I find it to be quite the opposite actually. The very fact that we are discussing the issue at hand (instead of you going "Who cares?") is evidence for this. If there had been no reply to my inquiries, this would have meant something different. But given that this is not the case, I would overall grade the staff very highly on my scale of awesomeness.
      Ok. I was actually going to bring that up, but I see where I might have missed your getting the point.

      I'm saying, though: What if I said it just to "prove a point," in direct response to your having said "who cares?" - If I had shrugged it off and not answered your inquiry, only because I felt you deserved it for being so callous on the issue, in the first place - would I then be a totalitarian?
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      Korittke, you say how everything looks ugly. Show us a picture of you and let us say what we think of how you dress and how you look.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Ok. I was actually going to bring that up, but I see where I might have missed your getting the point.

      I'm saying, though: What if I said it just to "prove a point," in direct response to your having said "who cares?" - If I had shrugged it off and not answered your inquiry, only because I felt you deserved it for being so callous on the issue, in the first place - would I then be a totalitarian?
      Well, I was obviously using the term in an exaggerated manner. But yes, it would mean that you were closed to reasonable debate about a subject of conflict. There is a difference between "not caring" about having a debate and "not caring" about the feelings of "hijabists" as I like to call them, just as there is a difference between "not caring" about the life and physical well-being of someone and "not caring" about which topping you get on your pizza. The one is caring about "feelings" (offense) which can be avoided by simply avoiding offensive content. We don't just ban porn because Catholics find it offensive. We tell them "hey guys, this site contains porn" and they are free to leave. The other is caring about the exchange of ideas to come to a mutually acceptable conclusion in civilized (or uncivilized) discourse. Well, really any kind of discourse is OK with me as long as it's there and based on a common perception of the level of honesty, seriousness etc. They are very different indeed.

      My thread wasn't closed to discussion, until... well, it was closed. It might not have been the grandmother of cuteness itself, but it was still to be open to critical response from the jury. I would have liked to see a debate evolve about possible substitutes for the jihab. And when I say substitutes, I mean HOT substitutes. OH yeahhhh...

      Quote Originally Posted by kingofclutch View Post
      Korittke, you say how everything looks ugly. Show us a picture of you and let us say what we think of how you dress and how you look.
      There's actually a picture of me in the jihab thread and I have posted another one in the DV member pictures thread as well. No, I am not the smiley face.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      There's actually a picture of me in the jihab thread and I have posted another one in the DV member pictures thread as well. No, I am not the smiley face.
      I just looked at your picture and I could say how your orange hair makes you look ugly or that your greasy skin makes you look ugly, but then I would be just as bad as you.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Korittke View Post
      Well, I was obviously using the term in an exaggerated manner. But yes, it would mean that you were closed to reasonable debate about a subject of conflict. There is a difference between "not caring" about having a debate and "not caring" about the feelings of "hijabists" as I like to call them, just as there is a difference between "not caring" about the life and physical well-being of someone and "not caring" about which topping you get on your pizza. The one is caring about "feelings" (offense) which can be avoided by simply avoiding offensive content. We don't just ban porn because Catholics find it offensive. We tell them "hey guys, this site contains porn" and they are free to leave. The other is caring about the exchange of ideas to come to a mutually acceptable conclusion in civilized (or uncivilized) discourse. Well, really any kind of discourse is OK with me as long as it's there and based on a common perception of the level of honesty, seriousness etc. They are very different indeed.
      As has been said: The hijab is not a simple matter of "what sort of topping you want on your pizza."

      Quote Originally Posted by korittke
      My thread wasn't closed to discussion, until... well, it was closed. It might not have been the grandmother of cuteness itself, but it was still to be open to critical response from the jury. I would have liked to see a debate evolve about possible substitutes for the jihab. And when I say substitutes, I mean HOT substitutes. OH yeahhhh...
      You have only the inflammatory way in which you started the thread to blame for that. You can't expect (allegedly) mature conversation to stem from a juvenile premise. Personally, I have no desire to see that thread re-opened, if you honestly wish to have mature discussion on the subject, I would suggest you try again, with at least some cognizance of the conversational tone you are setting.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      You have only the inflammatory way in which you started the thread to blame for that. You can't expect (allegedly) mature conversation to stem from a juvenile premise. Personally, I have no desire to see that thread re-opened, if you honestly wish to have mature discussion on the subject, I would suggest you try again, with at least some cognizance of the conversational tone you are setting.
      Well, I said there has to be a common denominator in terms of what constitutes the basis of the conversation. I didn't intend the thread to produce mature conversation. If I had, I would have made a whole different thread... I intended it to produce a discussion on the premise of profanity, subjectivity and general exchange of personal sexual preferences, as well as any level of creativity, humor, tastelessness and disrespect that could be fit into it.

      Basically, what the internets were made for.
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