Thread: Humans are dumb monkeys

Lol! I am a monkey, and no, I don't shave, because monkeys are cool. I am one of the ones who don't mind being a monkey.

Poop fight!

Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx

IX, did you skip this post because it's actually good, or did you miss it? I would read it. I'm curious to your response.

Oh god, I'm sorry, I didn't gratify one of your posts with a response. How selfish of me. Do you want a blow job with that, too?

Seriously, I read it, but I find the video offensive, not only unfunny. And I posted a response accordingly.

I have to disagree with the title of this thread...humans are dumb asses

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Tell us about your relationship with your mother.

Originally Posted by Identity X

Oh god, I'm sorry, I didn't gratify one of your posts with a response. How selfish of me. Do you want a blow job with that, too?

Seriously, I read it, but I find the video offensive, not only unfunny. And I posted a response accordingly.

All I wanted was to see your response.

How was is offensive???? Just wondering...

Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

How was is offensive???? Just wondering...

Monkey's are sensitive.

Originally Posted by Dreamworld

Monkey's are sensitive.

Then by all means it was very offensive!

Originally Posted by Korittke

Freud? In my thread?

It's more likely than you think.

If Freud is your mother then I bet you guys got a little freaky.

This relationship could have brought you to humanism.

Originally Posted by i make it rain

If Freud is your mother then I bet you guys got a little freaky.

This relationship could have brought you to humanism.

Doesn't make any sense at all...

Originally Posted by Korittke

Doesn't make any sense at all...

Maybe you wanted to feel that all people are good inside even though you feel dirty for what you did with your mother. Maybe you want to be comforted in the fact that it was a mistake and you can move past it through your morality. Maybe you need a hug.

Therefore;

smart monkeys are simply dumb humans.

Evolution explained.

Originally Posted by i make it rain

Maybe you wanted to feel that all people are good inside even though you feel dirty for what you did with your mother. Maybe you want to be comforted in the fact that it was a mistake and you can move past it through your morality. Maybe you need a hug.

That's very smart.
Not.

Originally Posted by Korittke

That's very smart.
Not.

Yeah I know. I noticed that it didn't make much sense but I kept it up anyway. It is amazing what boredom comes from multiple sick days at home. I'm sowwy for what I said.

A little rando... rando indeed.