http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271

Lyrics:

A one two, three and a four!

Wait, when do I come in?

You come in after four.

So after five?

Yeah but I'm not going to say five. You have to come in after four. Alright, one, two, three four NOW!

If you say "how are you?",
I'll say "NOT MUCH!"
My hand and your boob accidentally touch,
I snort when I laugh,
and I fart when I sneeze,
Stand right behind this guy while he pees.
If I see you waving,
My hand goes in the air,
even though you're waving to that guy over there.
I talk shit about you like a sly fox,
until I realize I wrote it in your IM box.
When a waiter says "enjoy your food",
every single time I'll say "Oh, you too!"
No, I mean it, take a seat next to me,
Pour yourself a cup of my DIG-NI-TY!
How is your boyfriend,
you two really click!
Oh you broke up?
That guy is a dick.
Excuse me, I cannot reach the top rack,
Oh you don't work here?
You're just black.

I don't want to write anymore....