Thread: The Awkward Rap

Fuckin' white guys need to stick to American Idol.

I loled.

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271

Lyrics:

A one two, three and a four!

Wait, when do I come in?

You come in after four.

So after on five?

Yeah but I'm not going to say five. You have to come in after four. Alright, one, two, three four NOW!

If you say "how are you?",
I'll say "NOT MUCH!"
My hand and your boob accidentally touch,
I snort when I laugh,
and I fart when I sneeze,
Stand right behind this guy while he pees.
If I see you waving,
My hand goes in the air,
even though you're waving to that guy over there.
I talk shit about you like a sly fox,
until I realize I wrote it in your IM box.
When a waiter says "enjoy your food",
every single time I'll say "Oh, you too!"
No, I mean it, take a seat next to me,
Pour yourself a cup of my DIG-NI-TY!
How is your boyfriend,
you two really click!
Oh you broke up?
That guy is a dick.
Excuse me, I cannot reach the top rack,
Oh you don't work here?
You're just black.

I don't want to write anymore....

Lets play finish editing the wrong words...who sees more? I just thought of a new Senseless banter game...I'm going to start writing a grammatically incorrect story.

A moment of awkwardness for me was when at a dance there was the "beat it" song by micheal. Lol. I screamed at the top of my lungs "MASTURBATE!" right when the music stopped because I was making fun of "beat it." hehe.

Originally Posted by Sandform

Lets play finish editing the wrong words...who sees more? I just thought of a new Senseless banter game...I'm going to start writing a grammatically incorrect story.

A moment of awkwardness for me was when at a dance there was the "beat it" song by micheal. Lol. I screamed at the top of my lungs "MASTURBATE!" right when the music stopped because I was making fun of "beat it." hehe.

Did you watch the video? haha.

Lawl, reminds me of..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM

Spoiler for Lyrics:

Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT

I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)

3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.

I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...

of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.

Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...

you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.

Can't be bothered to correct them. :]

Originally Posted by Xox

Lawl, reminds me of..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM

Spoiler for Lyrics:

Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT

I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)

3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.

I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...

of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.

Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...

you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.

Can't be bothered to correct them. :]

Bo Burnham is funny.

Word to my n-words.

I like this song better though...