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      Tell me about the funny times with your pet

      im sure everyone who has a pet has had something funny happen, it is inevitable, wether its something your pet did, or something you did to your pet.

      i have dog, she is called guinness, she is an olde english sheepdog. she had long hair before we cut it, so she used to walk into a lot of stuff, it was quite funny.

      these pics were existing pics, so i was taking a photo of photos, so you can slightly see a reflection of me.
      one time we put a hat and glasses on here, here is a pic,


      and another day we used pink hair spray and put it on her,


      edit: ok, i didnt expect the pics to be that big.

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      Recently my Prairie Dogs (yes, Prairie Dogs) have found out how to break out of their cage (I keep their winter cage in my room because it gets too cold outside) and have been playing around my room unsupervised. The first time they did the male began pushing my door which made a weird rattly noise. I had no idea what was making this noise so I walked over to my door and tried to open it and it was immediately slammed in my face. I tried again, same results. Finally I put some force into it and there he is, just standing there trying to look innocent. So I scooped him up and put him in their cage but I realized the female wasn't in there, so I began looking for her. Now Prairie Dogs do this weird thing that would sound similar to a high pitched "Yahoo!" when someone coughs. So I coughed, and she made the noise, but I couldn't pinpoint the exact location, so I tried again, but she didn't do it again (it's kind of like a once per couple of minutes thing). So started looking around and spotted some movement coming from my dirty clothes basket. So I dug through it and eventually found her sleeping in a pair of sweat pants.

      I've ended up modifying their cage a bit so that they can't break out.


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      lol, a dog going "yahoo", you should make a deal with yahoo.com and get an advert going lol.

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      Anyone that implies I have ever had 'funny time' with my pets is liar.

      I have chickens, incidentally.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Anyone that implies I have ever had 'funny time' with my pets is liar.

      I have chickens, incidentally.
      ah, well, i suppose im talking about a house pet. unless you have your chickens running around the house, which would be funny to be honest.

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      Oh. Then a dog, I suppose.

      It doesn't do anything funny. I think it's depressed. It smells like it's decomposing, slowly.

      Maybe it is.

      I think it can't wait to die.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Oh. Then a dog, I suppose.

      It doesn't do anything funny. I think it's depressed. It smells like it's decomposing, slowly.

      Maybe it is.

      I think it can't wait to die.
      oh...well..emm...thats..not funny is it, sorry
      what about when it was a puppy, thats always the funniest times

      p.s. thank god i fully read that properly, because at first it looked like you said you cant wait till it dies

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      Here's one

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      omg, thats funny.

      god i knew my pics were bad quality, but now i see them against that, my pics look utter shit. to improve it i should have resized it, a bit smaller, then threw my phone in the bin, 2 megapixel my arse.

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      lol DOn't feel too badly. I use a Canon Rebel XT

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      Quote Originally Posted by Zhaylin View Post
      lol DOn't feel too badly. I use a Canon Rebel XT
      no idea what that is

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      It's an expensive digital camera used by some professionals (though I am not one. It was a gift from my hubby). Even the worst photographer can take great pictures using that camera lol

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      lol im gunna steal your camera.
      i remember this one time with my cat.we were having chicken noodle soup for dinner, so when my dad went downstairs to tend the wood stove my cat got up on the table and drank all his broth.when he came back up to finish his soup all there was, was a cat tongue indent in the left over noodles. XD
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      Quote Originally Posted by ray View Post
      lol im gunna steal your camera.
      i remember this one time with my cat.we were having chicken noodle soup for dinner, so when my dad went downstairs to tend the wood stove my cat got up on the table and drank all his broth.when he came back up to finish his soup all there was, was a cat tongue indent in the left over noodles. XD
      haha lol. my dog one time jumped up and ate my sandwich right from my hands, i was just about to eat it.

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      A few days ago my dog was sleeping in the hallway next to the wall. I walked past him and I guess I scared him because he jumped up and ran into the wall at full speed. Ah good times.
      They say curiosity killed the cat...
      Fortunately, I am not a cat.

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      My cat usually accidentally rolls of your lap if you pet him too much. He gets so happy that he completely forgets where he is.

      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Anyone that implies I have ever had 'funny time' with my pets is liar.
      I read this a couple of days ago and still can't stop laughing about it. (My throat is sore. )

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      i just remembered another funny thing about my dog, well, its probably something i shouldnt laugh about, because i think it hurt her. she used to run away into the feild next to our house a lot, so we tied her to the car with a fairly long rope, so it wasnt cruel to do that, but she saw someone outside, so she ran to them so fast that when she ran out of rope, it choked her and she did a backflip. again, i know its cruel to laugh about that, but it was funny.

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      I left a big empty bag of dog food out once. The dog stuck its head in to see if there was any left, then because he was so small, he got right into the bag and couldn't get out. When I called him, the bag of dog food tumbled across the room towards me.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      I read this a couple of days ago and still can't stop laughing about it. (My throat is sore. )
      Simply put: I'm good.

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      I remember another thing my dog did that made me laugh my butt off.
      Hubby's employees always buy us a holiday meal. But without my kids, we had a LOT of leftovers. About a week afterwards I cleaned out the fridge to give the left overs to the dog. I put it on a paper plate and brought it out to her. The next day when I went out to retrieve the plate to throw it away I couldn't find it anywhere.
      Next to her doghouse was a pile of dirt and under it was the plate. I guess the food was so old she thought it was something dead

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      Sometimes I throw a blanket over my cat and he just sits there and makes no effort to get out its kinda hilarious.

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      My dog meowed once. No joke.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Black_Eagle View Post
      My dog meowed once. No joke.
      omg lol, funny stuff

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      Quote Originally Posted by capoopy View Post
      Sometimes I throw a blanket over my cat and he just sits there and makes no effort to get out its kinda hilarious.
      I do that to my dog all the time lol. He runs in circles then he gets tangled up in the blanket and falls over. I actually made a game out of it I call 'blind dog'. I think it's hilarious.

      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80561343/
      Speaking of funny pets, I just saw this video on the internet, lmao! It's well worth the 30 second ad at the beginning. It finally proves that when dogs move their legs in their sleep they really are dreaming of running.
      Last edited by blahaha; 03-02-2009 at 07:31 AM.
      They say curiosity killed the cat...
      Fortunately, I am not a cat.

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      Quote Originally Posted by capoopy View Post
      Sometimes I throw a blanket over my cat and he just sits there and makes no effort to get out its kinda hilarious.
      I do that to my cats a lot.

      Sometimes I hear Mom yelling at our cat Bun Bun (Japanese bobtail, hops like a bunny ) when he jumps on the kitchen counter. "Bun Bun get off...Bun Bun, get off...get off!...Bun Bun!" claps her hands "...Bun Bun get down!...Bun Bun!" I'm thinking "haha Bun Bun doesn't get it" I can just imagine his expression: "...what? "

      Another time we were watching this thriller, Wait Until Dark...the climax is hella scary, you don't expect it at all. Mom had our other cat Doozey on her lap. Well when we all jumped, that cat must have jumped 10 feet in the air before landing and running away

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