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      Katt Williams: "Not DEATH Nigga, DEAF!"

      HILARIOUS.



      "Not DEATH nigga, DEAF. Hit this shit twice and you can't hear SHIT nigga."



      and before anyone asks it's Rick Ross- Everyday I'm Hustling.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


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      Katt Williams = Funniest short pothead

      "DADDY WHY'S IT ALWAYS SMELL LIKE PINECONES IN HERE???"
      I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.

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      Quote Originally Posted by guerilla View Post
      Katt Williams = Funniest short pothead

      "DADDY WHY'S IT ALWAYS SMELL LIKE PINECONES IN HERE???"
      LOL. HIT THIS SHIT TWICE NIGGA AND YOU CAN'T HEAR SHIT.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


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      Katt Williams is amazing and underrated.


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      I love Kat Williams.

      "I'm used to smokin some weed and getting the munchies but this nigga sold me some shit that had me lookin at the refrigerator for three hours. I'm just sittin on the stove; just ' ...I bet you it ain't shit in there, nigga. I bet you..."

      Lmfao.

      The "Hustlin" bit is hilarious, too. I love when he's working the fries and the beat kicks in. LOL.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      I love Kat Williams.

      "I'm used to smokin some weed and getting the munchies but this nigga sold me some shit that had me lookin at the refrigerator for three hours. I'm just sittin on the stove; just ' ...I bet you it ain't shit in there, nigga. I bet you..."

      Lmfao.

      The "Hustlin" bit is hilarious, too. I love when he's working the fries and the beat kicks in. LOL.
      I love his little line "This shit right HERE nigga, this shit right HERE nigga." It's HILARIOUS.

      Oh, and I know exactly what you are talking about Onei. When the verse kicks in and he's shaking the fries and shit.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


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      katt williams is the shit, he's the muthafu**in shit. i watch his comedies over and over.

      "nigga, nigga...nigga...that shit i gave you last week, nigga, it aint nothin, nigga...this shit right here, nigga... this shit right here, nigga, right here, this shit, nigga..."

      yes. epic win.

      "Good mornin, Daddy!...Time for some ceral!!!!!!"


      The evening hangs beneath the moon, a silver thread on darkened dune.
      With closing eyes and resting head; I know that sleep is coming soon.

      Upon my pillow, safe in bed,
      A thousand pictures fill my head,

      I cannot sleep , my mids aflight;
      and yet my limbs seems made of lead.
      ---Whitacre's Sleep---

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      hahaha, YES!!!!!

      glad to see there's some Katt Williams fans on these forums.

      I agree, he's very underrated.

      I cracked up so much the first time I saw his routine on weed.
      naturals are what we call people who did all the right things accidentally

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      Dude Katt is soooo funny.

      "New shit every two weeks... that shit I gave you two weeks ago, that was NOTHIN, nigga, its NOTHIN', NOTHIN'!, this shit right here nigga? This shit right here? nigga? Nigga this shit right here? nigga this is Cryptocronaconolite!"

      "I just want some weed that says right on the bag- 'REGULAR WEED'"

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      They had the Rick Ross bit in GTA IV.
      You're not an astronaut.

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      Yeah Katt Williams is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

      His onstage energy is great

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      They had Ricky Gervais on GTA IV, too.


      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
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      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Swikity View Post
      They had the Rick Ross bit in GTA IV.
      I totally noticed that. Good catch.
      naturals are what we call people who did all the right things accidentally

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