Thread: Gene Pool (A Competition!)

So umm, it turns out I am a jerk filled with jerkiness. So really what I'm trying to say is I can't really do this, (my schedule is filled right up with fighting in the street) and someone else is going to have to take over. Whoever wants to do that just has to answer this question and this question only: which hand am I holding this pebble in?

Your upper hand.

Trick question, you have no pebble in either hand. Also, you have no hand, you are merely a collection of pixels.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

Also, you have no hand, you are merely a collection of pixels.

But he has hands, how else could he type?

The internet is simulating his existence. He doesn't need to type.

Hmm, I wonder who will get the job.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

The internet is simulating his existence. He doesn't need to type.

Hmm, I wonder who will get the job.

DarkLucideity will, as he was the first one to answer. Kiza didn't say you have to give the correct answer, he just said that the one who answers gets the job! Congrats, DL!

You can't trust Poj with such an important, selfless job. He's Poj.

Originally Posted by yellowlight

DarkLucideity will, as he was the first one to answer. Kiza didn't say you have to give the correct answer, he just said that the one who answers gets the job! Congrats, DL!

hooray, now send me all your pokemans

Originally Posted by DarkLucideity

hooray, now send me all your pokemans

Hey, not yet! We still have to wait for Kiza's confirmation!

Originally Posted by DarkLucideity

hooray, now send me all your pokemans

Very well, Poj. I will except you as our new match host. You better not screw it up.

Originally Posted by yellowlight

Hey, not yet! We still have to wait for Kiza's confirmation!

Screw confirmation, we want match NOW.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

Very well, Poj. I will except you as our new match host. You better not screw it up.

He won't screw it up, for he's the POOJMAAASTEEEEER........11q!

So, Poj, shall we send you our pokedudes now?

Yes Poj, my pokemanz. Let me show you them.

freeze them in ice and then mail them to me in a plastic can with a cardboard top

Originally Posted by DarkLucideity

freeze them in ice and then mail them to me in a plastic can with a cardboard top

Can't we just send you a PM? Mail is really slow.

Seconded. But we'll still freeze them if you want.

Oh yeah, I uh confirm that poj can do the job if he wants. If he doesn't, I dunno work it out yourself. Have a knife fight or something.

.....

Whatever.

So anyway, PM me all of your creatures so I can get match #3 done tomorrow. Also the ones that won the previous rounds so I can breed them with my own to ensure genetic superiority and take over the use them in the final round. (I wouldn't cheat, don't worry.)

EDIT: All right, I have 2/4 competitors for round 3 (mine and TCD's) and it is now first come, first serve. I also have neither of the winners of the previous rounds so if their owners want them to be in the final round they have to send them to me.

Not to act too eager, or impatient, but. How far along is the match, Poj?

Fuck, I just started typing it up but somehow closed firefox. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh noez. That sucks.

I got the email for the new post, for match 3, because I subscribed to it. But I can't see your post, Poj.

All right, Round 3.

Spoiler for IMAGE SHIATLOAD:

First we have my very own Purple Swarmer 2.0, who we all know and possibly love.



Next up is Blue Tree (Fableflame), whom I very creatively named.



Then Feather Duster (TCD), because they look like... feather dusters.



And last, Andrew (yellowlight). I named them that for no reason whatsoever.



LET THE MATCH BEGIN!!!



The Blue Trees are wasting no time getting as far away from each other as possible.




The Feather Dusters and Purple Swarmers have gotten right to reproducing, and...



The Andrews are trying so hard. God this is tedious.



In this overview of the battlefield, we can see that one of the Blue Trees is heading over toward the Purple Swarmers. Will this end in an interspecies fuck rampage? Who knows?!



The Andrews have finally gotten down to having their first child, but- OH GOD, JUST- ONE OF YOU, SLOW DOWN OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T STAND WATCHING THIS!



And the Blue trees are finally getting closer to reproducing.



The Purple Swarmers have produced a fucking fat purple swarmer, even though it looks like a snake in its folded form, as depicted here.



Hooray! The Blue Trees have finally managed to fuck and produce a third.



But what's this? One of the feather dusters is sneaking over to the purple swarmers! Can we expect genetic sabotage?



The Feather Duster colony is looking like it has a good start.



GENETIC SABOTAGE! The feather duster fucked a purple swarmer and made this.... thing.



Right now it's looking like anything pink has the advantage.



But the blue trees are approaching the swarmers.



And the-- NO! JUST FUCK ALREADY. YOU'RE NOT TURNING THE RIGHT WAY OH GOD





The pink species are eating away at the food reserve, but the blue trees and andrews are integrating into their populations.





Interspecies fucking at its worst, folks. Don't stare, it's rude.



All of the species are racing for the last reserves of food in the middle of the pool!







All the food is gone, and it's every swimbot for itself.









Oh god, this is getting tedious. Pretty much every species still has a chance.



To kill everything off faster, I'm setting the food to grow as slow as I can possibly make it grow.






I find myself actually hoping that my species dies out.




Thank god, I'm out.



All right folks, that's pretty much it.



The only swimbots left either look like this... or



This. Congratulations yellowlight, the Andrews were the last remaining species that was not crossbred or mutated. You now have a place in the final round.

I am accepting entries for round 4. Send in your swimbots, or they probably will never be able to compete because I don't really see anyone doing another swimbots competition.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

I got the email for the new post, for match 3, because I subscribed to it. But I can't see your post, Poj.

Yes, I accidentally posted the match before it was completed