Well, first off, some news! Specialis has developed Double Dance Snake 2.0 and sent him in. He seems quite the same, except with thicker mandible-thingy-tentacles.
Anyway, on with the match!
As we start off, Angry Epileptic 2.0 has had a population explosion, as has Purple Swarmer. Double Dance Snake has made some babies, but not to the degree the first two have, and Bluey has not mated at all, seemingly preferring to swim aimlessly around in a circle.
A few teething problems for Double Dance Snake it seems. While it seems to be mating just fine, it also seems to be rapidly swimming away from others of it's species just fine, too.
Purple Swarmer has lived up to it's name, being purple and swarming. It has clumped out into a ball of sex right on the outer edges of the food. Don't stray any further, Mr. Swarmer! You can't fuck without food!
Bluey seems to WANT to mate, but it's tactics of “don't mate” seem to be working against it in that regard. Come on, Bluey! The trick is to have sex!
And here we have Angry Epileptic 2.0. There are mutations. Lots of them. So many mutations that the mutations outnumber the original Angry Epileptic 2.0. And it's not just a minor mutation too. Legs, everywhere, where legs didn't used to be, like unfortunate hairs. What the hell, Angry?
As we continue, Purple Swarmer pushes forward further into food, Double Dance Snake gets some quite good clumping going on, Bluey continues being Bluey, and half of Angry Epileptic's population swims determinedly away from the only thing keeping them alive.
And we HAVE confrontation! Not just between two of the species, but between ALL of the species. It looks like Double Dance Snake will come into contact with Purple Swarmer soon, and it looks as if Angry Epileptic 2.0 will run into the mighty forces of Bluey. For some reference here, here are the mighty forces of Bluey:
And here is Angry Epileptic:
I think there is a clear favourite here. (Hint: It's not Bluey.)
On the other side of the map, there is the Purple Swarmer/Double Dance Snake confrontation. This looks like a tough ask for Double Dance Snake. If Purple Swarmer overcomes them, it will just eat around the population of Double Dancers and leave them starving. Continuing on:
One of the Bluey's is surrounded by the unholy creations of Hazel. That little orange thing next to it is the result of interbreeding between Angry and Bluey. Also, the majority of Angry Epileptic are still mutants, although the original one seems to be faster and more durable.
Purple Swarmer and Double Dance Snake are waging all-out war on each other!
. . . right in the middle of the place where there is, you know, no food. It looks like both sides there will starve. Half of the Purple Swarmer population has managed to reach food, however, and some scraps of Double Dance Snake, so if they survive, this war could continue later. But, oh, what's this?
Something terrifying has happened. This is worse than Alien vs Predator. This is worse than Rocky vs Alien vs Predator. This is like if you took the apocalypse, made a dick of it, and fucked Ragnarok in the butt. All the species are heading towards the strip of food that is left. The mighty power of Purple Swarmer against the mighty power of Double Dance Snake against the mighty power of Angry Epileptic.
Also, Bluey.
Absolute chaos, ladies and gentleman. Fucking and eating on every side, like some kind of Fuckeat Convention. Purple Swarmer has formed a wall and is pushing forward, Double Dance Snake hangs on determinedly, while Angry Epileptic seems to be thinning out.
Currently, everyone seems to be forgetting about the whole “you have to eat food” thing. Pretty much everyone is stranded without food, and the remaining food is being quickly eaten up by two smart Purple Swarmer and Double Dance Snake groups. Bluey seems to have entirely died out, never once getting the chance to mate with it's own species. Let's see how this goes . . .
Pretty much all of Angry Epileptic is stranded and mutated. Purple Swarmer and Double Dance Snake compete for the last scraps of food, like dogs with a bone, and soon that bone will be gone too, to be replaced with gnawing hunger and salty, salty tears. This is now a competition of who is the most durable.
Uhh . . .
Umm . . .
Well.
We seem to have somewhat of a stalemate. Angry Epileptic holds on with 12 or so of it's original stock (the mutants seem to have died out), Double Dance Snake has individuals roving around, which is kind of suited to the way it moves, and Purple Swarmer has lost it's advantage: swarming. When there was lots of food, the Purple Swarmer could just swarm over it's competitors. But now that food is scarce, the Purple Swarmer is dying out. The favourite here right now is Double Dance Snake, who has never really got ahead in the game, but never really got behind, either.
Purple Swarmer is as good as dead. Angry Epileptic has still managed to hang on somehow, like a parasitic leech (otherwise known as “no-name”). Double Dance Snake continues hanging around, but population keeps dropping. Who will die out first?
It's as tight as very tight revealing clothes. Who will win? Double Dance Snake or our angry epileptic friend?
Angry Epileptic wins! He was just faster and more durable than all of the other, and more prepared for the endgame scrap for food. But, seriously, this was one of the lukewarm finales ever. Have you ever watched the end of a movie or a show or something, where you just KNOW there's supposed to be a big angry fight between the bull elephant and the huge squid, but at the end they find out they're really brothers, and then they hug each other and cry and shit, when all you wanted to see was some huge-ass elephant bastard sticking a ton of ivory into a squid head?
That was this match.
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