The Slightly Silly Adventures Of A Guy With Shades

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 02:55 PM

OK, so I played this game on another website and it went really well. This thread might need to be moved to Senseless, or perhaps even the Arena. Who knows? I'll let the staff decide on that one.

The Rules
Gameplay
I've started the story with the pictures below. It's your job to suggest what to do or where to go next. It's all totally up to you guys. It's not "first-come, first-served"; if somebody has already posted a suggestion, you can still post yours before I post the next picture. I'll choose my favourite of the two

Inventory
You may ask for an inventory check at any time. There are 8 item slots. Items can sometime be combined but it will not always be successful (eg. "combine carrot with sunglasses" is not likely to work). Equipped items do not take up a slot in the inventory. If you have more than one of the same item in the inventory, they will stack in the same slot.

Errors
Feel free to verbally abuse me if you spot a continuity error.

And now, the fun begins!

Zzzzz! Zzzzz! Zzz- What the...?

I don't know where I am. All I remember is getting into bed last night

Now you choose what I do next!

**slash112** · 11-30-2009 04:08 PM

Climb in the dumpster and wait there.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by slash112

Climb in the dumpster and wait there.

It smells kinda nasty in there

I found a used toothbrush in the dumpster!

**slash112** · 11-30-2009 04:49 PM

Belongs in SB, by the way...

But anyway...

Use the toothbrush as a kinda ice pick and climb to the roof of the building on the right.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by slash112

Belongs in SB, by the way...

Yeah, thought so...

Originally Posted by slash112

Use the toothbrush as a kinda ice pick and climb to the roof of the building on the right.

The end of this toothbrush is incredibly sharp

It looks pretty deserted down there

**no-Name** · 11-30-2009 06:13 PM

Could be lol

Check out that fountain, see if there's any change in it.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by no-Name

Check out that fountain, see if there's any change in it.

Hmm ... I'm not sure if I can get down there safely ...

I think I broke my leg. Way to go, guys!

Bearded Man: Hey you! Have you seen my dog around here?

**no-Name** · 11-30-2009 06:37 PM

Oops. Well, since you can't use your leg, take his.
By force.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by no-Name

Oops. Well, since you can't use your leg, take his.
By force.

Uh ... yeah. I know where your dog is! Come here!

I have obtained a pair of fully functional legs

Bearded man: You won't last long in this town with an attitude like that, buddy!

**no-Name** · 11-30-2009 08:13 PM

Sweet.
Someone else take a turn, I don't want to look like Slash and just play by myself.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 08:17 PM

It's not very exciting just yet. I'll hopefully lead us into a storyline in the next turn, unless something odd is suggested. Indoor settings are better because I can hide objects around the room and confront you with locked doors and stuff.

**slash112** · 11-30-2009 08:30 PM

Ok, the ground caves in and he falls into an underground tunnel.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 08:31 PM

Hahaha! No way...

That's exactly what I was going to do, no matter what was suggesed.

**guitarboy** · 11-30-2009 08:41 PM

LOOK AT BOTTOM RIGHT
PUPPY
He wants the dog. I bet the dog gives him something

**CarmineEternity** · 11-30-2009 08:46 PM

This thread happens to be uber cool.

Btw, Shades approves.

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by slash112

Ok, the ground caves in and he falls into an underground tunnel.

Woah!

Bearded Man: There you are, boy! I was getting worried!

Bearded Man: Hey! Where ya' going?!

Oh God. Where am I now?

**CarmineEternity** · 11-30-2009 09:17 PM

Search dem boxes for goodies.

**guitarboy** · 11-30-2009 09:25 PM

Smoke some bud out of that bong

**CarmineEternity** · 11-30-2009 09:34 PM

That aint no bong, son!

**guitarboy** · 11-30-2009 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

That aint no bong, son!

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Smoke some bud

fix'd
I say what you changed thar.

**CarmineEternity** · 11-30-2009 09:40 PM

K

**Super Duck** · 11-30-2009 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

Search dem boxes for goodies.

Only one of the boxes opens. Inside was a strange-looking plant. I added it to my inventory

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Smoke some bud out of that bong

I turned the priceless ancient pottery into a makeshift bong and smoked the mysterious plant

I think this dog is following me

I'm signing off now guys, but keep posting. I'll resume when I get home tomorrow!

**slayer** · 11-30-2009 10:52 PM

You just smoked some pot.

Hallucinate a catgirl now.

**Sandform** · 11-30-2009 11:13 PM

Do not accept that if a box can't open its contents can not be obtained. In a fit of rage smash the dog against the boxes, breaking them open, and find out what the hell is in those boxes.