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      My Immortal

      I have discovered the worst fanfic ever. http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
      Most of you have probably read it, but I just found it. I'm on chapter 13 and I'm suprised I'm still alive. Anyone else read this?
      And now.. for a Stephen Strutmeyer Film...
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      MY SPACESHIP IS GOING TO KICK YOUR SPACESHIP'S ASS.

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      I was going to read it but then I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      I was going to read it but then I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.
      L freakin O L. I'm working on writing a deathnote fanfic in the vein of My Imortal. Its turning out to be pretty interesting.
      And now.. for a Stephen Strutmeyer Film...
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      I want to write a horrific Twilight fanfic under the guise of a gushing fangirl, but I just can't seem to find the time . . .

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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      I want to write a horrific Twilight fanfic under the guise of a gushing fangirl, but I just can't seem to find the time . . .
      You should totally do that.
      On that note: Does anyone want to troll twilight forums?
      And now.. for a Stephen Strutmeyer Film...
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      please tell me this person is not serious
      i dont want to looose all my faith in humanity

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      Quote Originally Posted by Arcana View Post
      please tell me this person is not serious
      i dont want to looose all my faith in humanity
      There are 2 options:
      1. This person is a troll. A professional troll, possibly the best troll ever.
      2. She is a very misled teenage girl. If this is the case, I want to "slit my wrists and cry tears of blood" too.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kraftwerk View Post
      L freakin O L. I'm working on writing a deathnote fanfic in the vein of My Imortal. Its turning out to be pretty interesting.
      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/...of_Dark_Yagami

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      At the moment, my parody is prettymuch nonstop my imortal erotica. With deathnote.
      And now.. for a Stephen Strutmeyer Film...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kraftwerk View Post
      You should totally do that.
      On that note: Does anyone want to troll twilight forums?
      I actually read a really entertaining Twilight fanfic parody on FanFiction.net a few weeks ago. Wish I'd kept the link handy. It was hilarious.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kraftwerk View Post
      You should totally do that.
      On that note: Does anyone want to troll twilight forums?
      Yes...trolling sparkling teenage girls obsessed with the same ugly guy is fun. ^_^

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      I got to chapter 3.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kraftwerk View Post
      I have discovered the worst fanfic ever.
      Twilight?


      Seriously, I started hurting after a couple sentences, and decided that it wasn't worth it to torture myself for a second longer.
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      from one of the chapters

      I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

      wtf is this kid on?
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