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03-06-2010 02:17 AM #1Rambunctious
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Funny Quotes
I was looking up quotes today and found some pretty funny one, in my opinion.
Here they are:
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money !)
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific
Haha, Relate this to our signatures:
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
This is my favorite running quote, given that I run a lot: Running is like mouthwash. If it burns, it’s working.
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03-06-2010 02:59 AM #2Rambunctious
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03-06-2010 07:45 AM #3A Natural
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Meh, I think those quotes are kinda overdone to be honest.
Can you see me now?
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03-06-2010 08:43 AM #4Worst title ever
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Meh, I think you're kind of overdone. To be honest.
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03-06-2010 01:37 PM #5Il Buoиo
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Meh, I think DV threads are kind of overdone, to be honest.
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03-06-2010 03:07 PM #6Reggie
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03-07-2010 05:04 AM #7
I like the enemies one.
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03-07-2010 04:51 PM #8Rambunctious
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Lol.
Originally Posted by Grod
Thats my fav too. I like that one and the work one. Originally Posted by GlaringDream
I like the enemies one.
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03-13-2010 11:54 PM #9"LIQUID!"
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There are two things in the world that are infinite: The Universe, and stupidity. We aren't sure about the Universe, though. -A. Einstein
It is wiser to be thought of as an idiot and remain silent, than to speak and remove all doubt. -A. Lincoln
Keep firing, Assholes! -Dark Helmet
I am a doughnut! -Translation of JFK in West Berlin
If you don't like the weather in Cincinnati, wait 5 minutes. -Mark Twain
...Internets... -Bushism
82.56 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
In Latin, sex is a number!
All of your base are belong to us now! <-- It had to be included at some point
You know what the best part about this song is?
No, what is it?
It's almost over! DOOOH HO HO HO HO HO! -The Muppet Show
Signature by Kexo, Avatar by itschemistry (Thanks!)
Sometimes I wonder if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
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03-15-2010 05:56 AM #10Here, now
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You're now my hero. Originally Posted by Sesquipedalian
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