Thread: Share some funny experiences

My funniest loud my lucid dream
Once I realized I was lucid dreaming, I got excited but didn't wake up for some reason. Then my Scream was so loud that my house blew up. Then i looked passed the smoke to see vikings yelling "KILL THE BEAST" then I turned into godzilla killing everyone. After I killed everyone I flew into space as godzilla and for some reason the superman theme started playing. I went to the moon and claimed it as mine. Then i turned back into my self and went back to earth. All the Vikings were revived then I used my left hand to control fire, and my right hand to control ice. As soon as I charged into them, I woke up. I laughed.

In my most recent lucid dream, I wanted to prank call the cops on my cell phone. But my cell phone felt so real (which led to the dream feeling real) that I just could not do it. Instead, I prank called my brother and left him a non-sensible message where I expected him to go "WTF" when he got it. Later on, when I went home, just to be ridiculous, I ask him, "Are we in a dream?" He sarcastically asked me "What have you been smoking?" and rolled his eyes. Then I lost my lucidity. Joke's on me, eh?

In one of my more recent lucids, I was flying from this bad guy while wearing armor and equipped with AI (Red Vs Blue) and the guy, who's coming right after me, hears me talking to one of the AI on my person and is like "YO I CAN HEAR YOU" except more professional and angry.

My response: "I'm talking out loud to...to myself because...because I'm mentally ill! Not because I have any AI! What's an AI?!"

And then he shot nukes at me. In hindsight he could probably see Delta on my shoulder...whoops. Even in dreams I am terrible at lying.

(Express apologizes if this offends anyone. I'm mentally ill in waking life and found my metioning it in that context to be really humorous for some reason.)

I work at a nuclear reactor IWL, and sometimes I have dreams that take place there. In one dream, my hand got radioactive contamination on it because a co-worker with a contaminated glove touched my hand. However, I told the reactor facility director that I didn't have to fill out a personnel contamination form because I was dreaming.

There was a speaking house in one of my dreams and as I entered it asked me how I like the design. I was totally honest and said that the design was pretty bad and ugly. As I went on with complaining the house got angrier and angrier so I decided to leave before something really bad happens.