Funniest sexual lucid dream

[purpleminded]

I was lucid in a dream and decided i wanted to find a woman to have sex with. Soon i faced a woman lying on a bed ready to have sex. I remembered how often in lucid dreams, as i began to have sex, the woman would turn ugly and monster-like. Man, i did not want that to happen. I began to have sex and yelled,"I CHALLENGE YOU!" hoping the woman would stay normal. As soon as this happened, she transformed into a fat giant vagina 3 times my size with all kinds of worms and disease. I woke up in uncontrollable fits of laughter at what i had just experienced. haha.

[wasa656]

thats a disturbing image

[Carrot]

Lols, you win bro. I thought that was disgusting but since you find it humorous.

[purpleminded]

it was so disgusting that it was humorous. i challenged my subconcious to alter the woman, and a hideous image was created inside my mind. After realized my mistake, somehow I couldnt stop laughing.

[Harelori]

Sick, how could that even be funny?

[Phion]

I once had a dream where I morphed into a dark angel (wings and all) with an obscenely large penis, and I was accompanied by two sirens on a bed... during climax I couldn't stop, well... you know... until I finally woke up. I couldn't stop laughing.

[TheSpiderSilva]

Damn, I've only had a couple lucid dreams but had no trouble controlling them. I had sex in one of them, and she never turned into a hideous beast. Maybe you should try having sex with a hideous beast... maybe it will turn into Adriana Lima or something. lol jk, but I wonder if that would actually happen...

[FlyingLucid]

I'm not exactly sure why but this kind of dream has been happening to me all the time recently. But these days I unfortunately don't have too many sex dreams in general anymore. But back in my childhood years I would be able to walk around, run (sometimes at about 60 mph), fly, or "air swim" (travel above ground using swimming techniques) and find some random extremely attractive woman and make some love without them transforming into grotesque beasts. I never really had any wet dreams and never awoke with even a bit of moisture under the sheets but somehow I felt like an orgasmic geyser if you will after those sexual dreams lol Slowly over time, this leveled down (perhaps because of puberty, who knows) and I would not be able to dream of women as incredibly attractive as they used to be when I was younger. I was always a lucid dreamer but over time my sexual dreams were for some reason toned down up to the point in which those dreams that I decided would be sexual ones (by just deciding to have sex in them) would disallow me from locating any attractive women at all. Usually I would just travel around random locations and if I were to find any woman I deemed to be adequately physically attractive I would screw them then and there even in an outdoor public space. In the past they would be completely tolerable to it. I actually found some women to do it with though unlike nowadays. But as years went by, attractive women in my dreams became increasingly scarce. Eventually as I got even older these women I would find in various dream constructed areas would instantly turn just plain ugly, indescribably grotesque or morph into deformed, sometimes Salvador Dali like figures repulsing me so badly I wouldn't be able to get them laid at all. I don't really think about sex throughout the day because there are other things to worry about like college and whatnot. But of course in your dreams there are so many things you can do that you can't do in waking life especially if you're a lucid dreamer so it wouldn't be surprising that I would spend some of my dream life having amazing sex with whomever I wanted. I was just wondering if anyone else has been having the same kinds of dreams lately. That's actually how I found this thread lol

[typedef]

Might be a self-image issue FlyingLucid, and im not saying that to be rude. However on topic, thats funny, I wish I could have lucid dreams to the point where I could do stuff like that.

[FlyingLucid]

Might be a self-image issue FlyingLucid, and im not saying that to be rude. However on topic, thats funny, I wish I could have lucid dreams to the point where I could do stuff like that. I was thinking it could be a self-image. Maybe about lack of commitment or fear of choosing the wrong person for a relationship. Who knows.. But if you do manage to lucid dream it's like playing Second Life or having your own sandbox world. It's awesome hahaha

[Mikeyomatic]

Ummmmm

[spellbee2]

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