Thread: Lucid Date: Bachelor #1

InTheMoment:

Age: 32
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 175 lbs.
Hair: Red/Blonde
Eyes: Green

Introduction:

Hey there Sexy...now, that I’m here, you get two more wishes!

Prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime, because you have just earned a one way ticket too Orgasmaville!

I’m not big on inhibitions and my goal is to hopefully make you lose all of yours. You can expect a lot drinking, a lot of groping and a lot of regrets in the morning. The word “no” is NOT in my vocabulary...nor are the words “restraining” and “order.”

I’m a gentleman in every sense of the word. I’ll even let you call ‘heads or tails’ to decide on who picks up the tab.

If I sound like "Mr. Right Up Your Alley," then concentrate hard and touch yourself just before you fall asleep and I’ll be visiting you in your dreams!

P.S. - As a rule, I don’t kiss on the first date…however, I’m not against receiving a handjob.

Ok, I did lucid date and it didn’t turn out too good. It started when I was in one dream and it dark playground and did reality check and got lucid. Then I had a false awakening but I knew it was a false awakening so I dived back into the same dream, or tried, but I got a different dream. I was in mall and decided to do lucid date thing and tried to make you appear. But that didn’t work, I tried like every technique for it I could think of. So I tried to ask these kids where you were and though that would help, one just laughed at me and I blew him up, then one girl said he was in a cave. I tried to make a cave appear but had another false awakening. So I dived back into a dream again this time I was in a room on top of like a big building, and I finally made you appear. Then was bored and didn’t think of anything date like to do. So then this pig came though the window it was like, cannonballed at you and it was a dead frozen pig, and it knocked you over. Then the door to room opened and if you ever seen the mummy one of the guys there looked like that medji dude, and few other guys there and they had guns and shot up ever thing and I ran past them out the door and not sure what happened to you. But I fought em outside and of course won with my cool super sayian powers

Originally posted by justme
I ran past them out the door and not sure what happened to you.

I was making the sure the pig was alright. ~

lol, I can see it now "Dreamviews: Lucid dating agency"

Originally posted by justme
So then this pig came though the window it was like, cannonballed at you and it was a dead frozen pig, and it knocked you over.

That part was so funny. Lol. I guess that gives new meaning the saying, "When pigs fly".

Lol. What do women all over the world call James's getting hit on by some pig?

Poetic Justice.
Badoom-Krsssh!

Damn. I slay myself. lol

Originally posted by Oneironaut
Lol. What do women all over the world call James's getting hit on by some pig?

Poetic Justice. *
Badoom-Krsssh!

Damn. I slay myself. lol

*laughs*

Originally posted by Oneironaut
Lol. What do women all over the world call James's getting hit on by some pig?

Poetic Justice. *
Badoom-Krsssh!

Damn. I slay myself. lol

And for those wondering...I porked it.

Badoom-Krsssh!

<crickets>

holy shit I had a dream about 2 dead frozen pigs last night and I didn't read this topic until just now

lol what are the odds

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
holy shit I had a dream about 2 dead frozen pigs last night and I didn't read this topic until just now

lol what are the odds

What is up with the pig dreaming? That is sooo hilarious and odd. Wow, Ophelia. That's crazy.