I just had my second (turd) lucid dream. I was chatting to a woman in the car behind me on a the phone, arranging where we should meet. She wasn't hearing me properly so I got out of my car and went to tell her in person.

After agreeing a meeting place I started walking back to my car and thought to myself, 'shit I must have looked really stupid with this band tied around my eyes (before sleeping i tied some material round my eyes to keep out the light). So I looked in the car mirror, to see how stupid i looked and saw there was no band, and it triggered straight away - I'm dreaming.

At that point I lost all imagery, I couldn't rember what I should do. I tried spinning, but couldn't move prperly, I tried rubbing my hands - I had the sensation but I couldn't actually see my hands. I had the feeling I was floating round a very vague place, but it was like a cartoon, and when I saw someone they were coloured in...then I woke up, sat on my floor thinking to myself, this room is an absolute sh** site, I should really clean up. And then I woke up...For real...in my tidy room.