Thread: First Freaking LD!!!

Alright to start out, let's put the location where it was, on a weird place I was working at as a janitor. I'm 17, don't ask me how I ended up with this position. Anyway I took a nap, and as I was falling asleep this girl that I've been crazy about lately walks through and says hi with a friend of hers, drops her stuff on, asks about what I'm doing on the bed, then sits next to me to watch TV. I'm awake, and I look at her through one eye, looking across my face, I realize I have no nose!

So... yeah... BAM! I can't contain myself, my to-do list goesout the window with excitement. I just stare at the bookshelf infront of me ofucsing on all the little details, and, as I've heard it said before, "It became more real than real life." I rose up and stared at her with a big smiled, gently draped my arm across her opposite shoulder, and pulled her in for a kiss. Then it felt sort of wrong, this was a girl I was planning on going with once she dropped her boyfirned (on the 10th of never). WEll, I did what any responsibile adult would do, I pulled away, and went after her friend. Then the Gods of LD smited me with a false awakening, I took a piss and when no pee entered the toilet I realized I was freaming again and woke up for realz... but I felt the senation of waking up twice in like 30 seconds so maybe it was almost for realz, but not quite.

So, with a new level of escitment I fell back asleep, and when I woke up I had chills of excitement. As my last dream fell back into my head, I realized I had experienced the most amazing thing of my life so far.

My dream recall wasn't up to remembering an entire 1:45 hour dream, and the entry itself is sort of private, but I'll censor out the more private details. suffice to say I remember getting frustrated that I was LDing and just jerking out around the house, so I decided, "As I walk through that door, I will be in a battlefield." Well, I wasn't, I was in my front yard. Then I decided to will my entire famioly away so I could cause some burning comets to hit the ground without them getting hurt, they looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tried to fly, and got ten feet. Not so crazy anymore, am I Mom? Yeah, when I jumped I saw a weird looking movie or comercial or flash image of something that I couldn't describe to you in a day floating above the roof. I tried to fly to it, but fell as soon as I started flapping my arms. I tried again,l straight super man style, and after the famoily below tried to join me (and failed because I willed them to stay back) and called me impulsive, crazy, whatever, I entered the portal.

It was, as I described it in the dream (funny how you always instantly know what things are, though the images on the front of the portal sort of painted it out for me, too) an interplanetary teleportation device. i was in a junkyard of planetary portals, which all looked like replicas of themselves, floating around gigantic asteroids. It was an intense image, with colors I've only seen on acid and titanic images, the whole thing was very abstract, and layout was liberal, with planet replicas stuffed whevere they could fit in this nebula of space (now that I think of it, it was sort of like being inside a nebula. I picked a purple planet and flew through some purple smoke until I woke up. Evidently I had flown straight into waking life. I even checked right away if it was a false awakening.

The images are still in my head, just little glimpses of me being pulled through black holes and shit. In fact, that's what the interplanetary te,eportation device above my roof looked like at first, a tiny little black hole.

Go,d but think of the possibilities now! Whenever I want to can go to a plnet and play pirate, or ninja, or space pirate, or space ninja... I can visit any Miyazaki world I want to, or go to planet gunsmoke or board the bepop... I can enter a matrix or a western styled gunfight. Yeah... I'm going to a space-tittie bar though, that's pretty clear right?

EDIT: I'm using teal because that's the color I write in my DJ with, pretty cool eh? Also, I woke up with a nose bleed, I think I self inficted an aneurism with all that awesomness.