Thread: i am batman!

k, so i’m chilln’ at my mall with my friends. this mall is a dream sign of mine. so i’m chilln’ in the mall and there’s 5 of my friends there too. all of a sudden i gain lucidity, this is a strong awareness too, this isn’t like just sit back and play around lucidity, this is a “wow, this could really be another world” lucidity. i decide to make things interesting, i turn myself into batman! i look at my friends and i turn them all into different super heroes according to their personalities. i then say that it’s our duty to fight crime in the mall. we do the usual stuff like stop shop lifters and what-not. then a voice comes over the intercom, it asks everyone in the mall to exit as soon as possible because there’s a bomb on the premises. my friends and i get into fighting stances... it’s damn corny, i even start laughing. i say to the group, “haha, we’re such dorks!” they concur. we then see a kid running between stores, he has a device in his hand, it’s the size of a zippo lighter, but it has a number pad on it. i look at the device with some weird zoom vision that i didn’t know batman had... the number pad has all number except zero. i shout to the kid... “hey, are you looking for this?” then i pull a little rubber zero out of my bat belt. his eye’s light up. i tell him to give me the device and i’ll put the zero on for him. i know that this is the trigger mechanism for the bomb that’s somewhere in the building. The kid starts running. i chase him through the mall. i eventually catch him and i’m about to take the device away, when foot soldiers (you know those henchmen for teenage mutant ninja turtles) come out of the wood work. i fight off all the ninja foot soldier guys and i have to chase down that stupid kid again. i grab the device and smash it on the ground. i then throw the kid into a bath room and lock him in there. i turn everyone back to normal. we leave the mall... when we get out to the parking lot i find the batmobile waiting for me. everyone leaves and i cruise around town in the batmobile for about 15 minutes. i then get bored and start flying. i wake up.