I have a rather humorous story and i would like anyone else to share others, but some DC's seem completely set on sabotaging my lucid dreams.

I was on a train, sort of captive, when i became lucid, i busted a hole in the side and leapt off. There was a roman guard looking guy standing on the hill where i jumped. He had a spear and started coming at me. I knew i was in control so i turned my back on him and started walking away when the spear came over my left shoulder. I turned around and said "Listen buddy, this is my lucid dream so you can piss off" He then walked around me and picked up his spear and through it again. Now im just annoyed, so i summoned it to myself and through it right back at him. But he simply side stepped. I don't usually have this long of lucid dreams so now im just getting angry cause he is messing around with my opportunity to do other things. He began to start doing a NFL sort of touchdown victory dance and then i woke up...