Thread: Sweet Sweet First Time

Hello!
I was wondering. . . would this count as LDing?

On October 10 I went to sleep at around 2am (Fell asleep while watching TV) and slept for about 5 hours. I woke up at around 7am and recalled that Lucid Dreams are most common after sleeping for about 4-5 hours. So for the heck of it I loaded the EILD audio called "Lucid Remix" by phoenelai found in the Audio Aid Repository into my mp3 player, put on my headphones, pushed repeat track on my mp3 player and went to bed at around 7:35am. In my mind I began repeating what the mp3 would say. I then began dozing off into slumber.

Dream Number 01: The dream took place at night in my parents backyard near their patio. The smells of the night and sounds of crickets were clearly identifiable, however there was a quiet muffled voice off into the distance. I stood there looking up at the patio when suddenly from out of nowhere a hole appears next to where I am standing and a large mutilated rat appeared and tries to bite me in the leg. It was freakin ugly, blood and pus oozed from its gaping maw. Shrieking and shaking as it tried to land a meal at the expense of my legs. It started chasing me around the yard. I thought it was fun at first until it started to jump on my neck.
I started to get really pissed-off at the whole situation and I wanted to beat the crap out of it so I ran until I had some distance from this creature and immediately looked at my right hand, thinking to myself that if I had a long aluminum bar I could stop this thing. I could hear the shrieking and the pitter-patter of small claws becoming louder and louder. At that moment I really REALLY wanted a long aluminum bar so much so that it just appeared in my right hand, a cold, hard, shiny aluminum bar. The abomination made a leap at my neck, I ducked and rolled behind it and as it landed I swung my aluminum bar and SPLAT!! The creature exploded, the shrieking suddenly fizzled out, various shades of reds, yellows, and whites were produced from the impact and splattered all over the floors and walls.

I was astonished at what had transpired and stared at the aluminum bar in my hand. The muffled voice was becoming louder and louder everytime it spoke. As I stared I hear the voice of my father telling me to get up on the patio roof and help him with the shingles (REALITY: we recently finished building the patio last week ) I looked around for a ladder to climb but there was none. I stared at my aluminum bar again with a puzzled look. I thought to myself how the f*** did I do that? It did NOT make any sense. suddenly SWOOSH in an instant my third-person view turned into a first-person view!! (As far as I can remember in all my life all my dreams have been in third-person view, I was always the viewer, the camera man and never the actor).

The muffled voice was muffled no more! It was loud and clear, turns out it was actually the sound of the mp3 audio repeating itself. In my mind I thought wtf!? There was no ladder to climb so. . . I took my aluminum bar with both of my hands and ripped it in half, I wanted two aluminum bars so I willed it and the two halves regenerated into two long bars. I wanted steps to climb so I willed the two aluminum bars to extend and create steps and they did! As I rush up the ladder I could feel the cold wind brush against my face and hands. "What else can I do?" I wondered so I looked at the rooftops around my neighborhood and decided to jump onto them so I did. I was elated and overjoyed at my abilities, I was laughing my ass off as I was jumping from rooftop to rooftop, ninja style. I suddenly stopped and decided to grow and so I willed it and in no time I was as large as Ultraman and I ran around while I was laughing. Buildings exploding all around me, the heat and shrapnel could be felt.

Dream Number 02: I was having fun destroying the small buildings around me. What else can I do I thought to myself, is there really no limit?!? I wanted out of the current scenario so I just "Jumped Out" of the scene and fell into another scene. I became my normal self again while I "warped" in a LARGE abandoned warehouse. Boxes, crates and shelves were everywhere. The walls were grimey with rust and water stains. The air was humid, cool and the faint smell of mold could be sensed. Suddenly snorting was heard all round me, I ran until I saw some lights and a table in the distance I started slowly walking toward the lights when suddenly I look around and I was smack dab in the middle of a meth lab! I started laughing which pissed off the "lab" employees.

The employees had the head of a Rancor and the body of a Gamorrean (Star Wars), they also had laser rifles. They appeard out of nowhere and were ready to rush me until I thought of something. What boy wouldn't want powers like that of a Jedi or Sith? BAM! I look at my arms and my body and clothes suddely materialized, clothes exactly like that of the main character in The Forced Unleashed. . . AWESOME!! Even equipped with a dark-purple backhanded lightsaber. Rancorreans rushed me, I force dash behind them, the pressure could be felt on my face and chest, I turn around and extend my right arm, palm open towards one of the crates. I willed it to lift, it lifted off the floor and I threw it at the incoming crowd of Rancorreans and they fell on the floor with unearthly grunts! I then let go of my lightsaber and used both of my hands to lift objects and throw them left and right all while laughing.

Boxes, crates, Rancorrean, meth lab tables, nothing was safe in that warehouse! In the end everything was destroyed BUT the Rancorreans kept appearing out of nowhere, angry at me for having destroyed their meth lab. I was surrounded with nowhere to go. I looked at my lightsaber and willed hundreds of lightsabers to appear all around me, hundreds of lightsaber hilts fell before me. I raised both of my hands palmside-up and the lightsabers before me lifted and surrounded me, as I began laughing hysterically one by one the lightsabers surrounding me activated (hilt towards me, blade side out :3 ). The Rancorreans rushed in with their second battalion, lasers hurled toward me like a light show but were deflected by the lightsabers surrounding me. Rancorrean bodies started piling up on one another but still they came from both the land and from the air above me. There was only one thing to do. . . . heh heh heh. . . A Force Repulse using hundreds of Lightsabers! I began slowly drawing both time and space around me then I let go. Lightsabers were expelled like bullets and cleanly went through flesh, concrete, metal and wood. I stood in amazement at what I was able to do. All was quiet, I turned around feeling like a bad-ass then I jumped out of the scene and into another scenario.

Dream Number 03: I was back to normal when I warped into a Sears store. I had always wanted to know what it felt like to walk through different objects and so that is what I did, I ran into everything while laughing. As a ran into objects the objects seem to warp around me as a enter them. It was awesome! I walked straight towards the television section and an idea smacked me silly. Since this is my dream I am probably able to do anything yes? And so I wanted to summon people. For no apparent reason the movie "Delta Farce" jumped into my head, then BAM! in a poof of smoke Larry the Cable Guy shows up. He even had his whole getup and a can of beer. I slowly walked toward him amazed, he turned toward me and said his catch-phrase "Git-R-Done" and offered his can of beer to me after he sipped it. Holy s*** I thought to myself I can summon!

The first person I have always wanted to see (even now) was my first crush in school. So I called her name and I willed her to appear before me, suddenly a silhouette of light with a human figure appeared and slowly someone appeared. It was her!! With Larry the Cable Guy behind me I rushed towards her, she looked the same way I remembered her just more grown-up looking. When I was close enough to touch her face I hugged her as if I was reunited with a long lost friend and whispered in her right ear "if only I had more courage back then" and gripped her more tightly. She then reached out with her hands, hugged back and laid her head on my left shoulder. Time seemed to stop at that moment. I wanted time to stop at that moment. Suddenly I heard the mp3 audio's beckoning call that "I am aware that I am dreaming" In an instant my grip was lost and I was slowly being pulled out of the scene against my will. I tried to reach out with my hand as hard as I could but to no avail. That scene seemed as though it was captured in a small glass frame like a picture that faded to black and white the moment I was taken. Even now as I type this I can still see her beautiful eyes looking up at me and with her hands reaching out for me.


I awoke at around 9:00am in the same position I went to sleep in. When I awoke I was very alert for some reason and It was as though I was never asleep at all. I wanted to do it again BUT I was too alert!! Remembering that as minutes pass by I might forget the details of this amazing journey I wrote ALL of it down in an old sketch book I had in my cabinet. It felt so real that I was kind of tired after I awoke. This has NEVER happened to me before. The third-person to first-person view was a shocker. The only gripe I had with this was throughout my journey I kept hearing the mp3 audio like it was a divine almighty being reminding me of stuff. Throughout this journey I was laughing my ass off because I was so excited, not Mad TV funny ha ha but the "I control this universe" funny HA HA (except in the third dream~heart nearly stopped there). The experience was AWESOME! and I hope I experience stuff like this again in the future