So I decided last night that I'd try WILDing for the first time, so I put on my alarm to 5AM

I woke up, turned off the alarm and said, "Screw this, I'm too tired to try".

So I woke up about 5 hours later. I decided, "I'll try it this time."

I lay in my bed counting to 100, sleep paralysis kicked in, and I kept repeating to myself, "Remember, it's just a dream" or something like that.

I have no idea when my attempts became a dream, but my dream was me, laying in bed with my eyes closed, waiting for a dream. My body started to shake violently in the dream (I had been reading about reactions like that during sleep paralysis, right before going to sleep, but this was exaggerated) And during the whole thing I just said, "Remember, this is just a dream"

I felt my body floating in the air, and I just said, "stop moving! I have to stay still to WILD!" and fell back down on the bed. Then I "opened my eyes" and said, FORGET IT! This isn't going to work!!"

i was in a completely different house, and I was sleeping upside down on the ceiling, yet I didn't notice.