LDs I just had

[paps8]

This morning I had my alarm clock set too early. So,when it went off, I got up and shut it off. While trying to go back to sleep I repeated a Mantra to induce a LD. Shortly after, I was dreaming. I was in my grandmothers house and walked outside to do a RC. A street sign that said "Speed Limit 30" kept changing, and license plate that read 999 kept switching to 099, 090, 990....etc. After becoming lucid the first thing I did was take a walk and try to find girls. It was really strange because every person I ran into was black. Then I tried thinking of people I knew in that area, since I grew up there. First I went into my grandmothers nextdoor neighbors house, hoping to find the MILF that lived there in reality. When I walked in the door the man of the house(George) was dressed like a construction worker and asked " Hey Chris, How much lasagna do you want". I just ignored him and looked for his wife, but she wasnt home. He asked "Do you mind giving me a hand with this?". I said "sure" even though I had no clue what he was talking about. He wanted me to help him with his mass production of lasagna. He had a huge tub of tomato sauce and all kinds of other gadgets. After getting frustrated I said "Sorry man Im getting the fuck out of here". He got all upset, but I told him "who cares its just a dream". I went outside and saw my friends hot little sister with her friends across the street wearing halloween costumes. As I was aproaching them her big brother (my former best friend) came up to me in a big blue bird costume and started talking to me. I was in a tug of war and I was the rope. His sister and her sexy friends were like "Hey how long are u going to be here, wanna hang out?" and He was like "Hey bro you should come chill with me for a while". I was like fuck. So I went off, hoping upon my return he would be gone. While away I had a FA, but I still remembered my objective so I went on Myspace to find a picture of my desired location and jump into it. I was successful and found myself right where I left off talking to my friend while his sister and friends were to the left. I was going to just blow him off without any remorse, since it was a dream but right as I was about to, everything froze and faded away and I woke up.

[Robot_Butler]

Weird that you were looking for sex, but instead found a giant bird and a lasagna factory. I wonder how your brain makes that connection. I would probably take your neighbor's lasagna over his wife. It would depend on how hungry I was.

[Jabrol2001]

Haha it seems like a lot of peoples big battle in ld's are sex. I know its still mine haha. But i am trying to fight it, and control it instead of looking for sex and ending up having that be the cause of my dream fading away lol.

[paps8]

Haha it seems like a lot of peoples big battle in ld's are sex. I know its still mine haha. But i am trying to fight it, and control it instead of looking for sex and ending up having that be the cause of my dream fading away lol. haha Ive been successful quite a few times but it still finds its way to be my main focus in most of my LDs

[Baron Samedi]

Weird that you were looking for sex, but instead found a giant bird and a lasagna factory. I wonder how your brain makes that connection. I would probably take your neighbor's lasagna over his wife. It would depend on how hungry I was. I would take the lasagna, then eat it off his wife's belly.

[Kwakwaversal]

When I walked in the door the man of the house(George) was dressed like a construction worker and asked " Hey Chris, How much lasagna do you want". As I was aproaching them her big brother (my former best friend) came up to me in a big blue bird costume and started talking to me. Sounds like you kept getting "cock blocked" by your DCs. If there are people in your dream who you don't want to be there, it's possible to get rid of them using gentle persuasion. In my inner dream voice (never thought I'd ever say that) I say things like "I'd like this person to leave and not come back" or "walk away please" and they generally do. I guess if you did that, you should free up more time to find what you're looking for