It's been a long time since I posted anything. I still float around in the background here so I don't forget about LDing.

Well, last night I had an LD that I think is funny enough to post.

I woke up about 8AM this morning after about 6hrs of sleep. Used the BR and watered the Sahara desert in my mouth then went back to bed. It was difficult getting back to sleep, but as soon as I did I immediately noticed I was drifting and ended up in a WILD.

It was pretty freaky. I've never had one, and I remember hearing my heart rate getting extremely fast and it made me really paranoid. After a minute of this strange transition I was in a city street. I was a little excited because I knew I had just completed a WILD, but the dream started fading fast.

So, I spun around a bunch, which almost always works. But, since I could tell it wasn't working I knew that I was having a false awaking. So I woke and immediately plugged my noise but could still breathe through it.

So, I look around. I'm in one of my exGFs room and shes in the bed next to me... so I figure hey it's just a dream, why not? So I roll over onto her, but she tells me I have morning breath. I'm like, "why does that matter this is a dream?"

"It's not a dream. Go brush your teeth."

"Okaaaay..." So, I'm brushing my teeth thinking, why am I bothering with this?

So, I go back out to the bed and I crawl back on top of her, but she is intent on convincing me it's not a dream. The problem here is that in RL I won't have sex unless I'm married, so now I feel obligated to figure this out.

"This feels like a dream. If it's not why is my head all fuzzy?"

"Your stuck in between. It's like your sleep walking, but this is actually happening."

So, now I'm like, whoa, what if she is right? I can't have sex with my ex girlfriend. So I dont.

And then I wake up.

"Uggggh, she's even a deceitful DC!"