Thread: Slight WTF Double Lucid Dream

I was super tired today and decided I needed a nap. I had the most control in this dream I have ever had. I've been a member here for a while, but haven't really tried. I don't like to work in my sleep. I did, however, enjoy it immensely.

Note, some of my thoughts may not be politically correct. Also, keep in mind I am a hormone driven 20 year old.

Basically I woke up. I remember having conversations with others at my grandfathers house, but i felt like crap and couldn't see right. I was going to eat breakfast with my girlfriend and her friend, who just showed up. As I went to sit down next to my girlfriend to eat what appeared to be linguine and clams, the girl took my spot. I got really pissed and jealous, but just sat down. I argued with the girl, so I walked away. I walked into the bathroom to look at my eyes and I saw they were all rolled around and not making any sense. I thought to myself, "I must be in a dream." I wanted to wake up, so I stared at myself in the mirror, reached my hand down my throat, and gagged myself.
This led me to wake up in my bed at my grandfathers house. I rolled over, saw my girlfriend, and kissed her. Anyway, I got up, looked at my eyes again. Oddly, they were really big and changing sizes as I looked at them. Sometimes one was big and the other was small, one was small and the other was big, then at one time one eye covered the other since it was so big. I knew it was a dream. I laid down next to my girlfriend. She basically told me to go away by telling me, "Harry Potter doesn't want to play right now." I thought it sounded weird, but just saw it as a reference to her liking of Harry Potter. I had already verified that it was a dream, so I tried to think of something cool to do in my dream. Well the first thing that came to mind with my girlfriend next to me was the obvious, so I started doing that haha. I won't go into detail there, but as soon as I was going to change things up, my grandfather turned off the tv in the other room, turned out the lights, and started walking toward our room. He said, "Damn those are some grand tetons! Okay I'll leave you two alone." I looked back at her to continue. All the sudden my dream panned out in a commercial that showed asian people outside my window and taking pictures of us. The showed a man(not me btw) having sex with a octopus dressed in a womens bonnet.(wtf right?) The commercial's narrator said, "When you stay somewhere foreign, know the culture: *insert commercial company*