Happy Birthday! I could not forget to celebrate your birthday! I know every day is.
Of course you would like me as a friend. For victory and glory! As a sword currently stuck in a stone, I to also have trained myself to have lucid dreams. You may wish to read my dream journal. Should I remind you task number 452? You must attend my daily 5 hour recitation session, this will help you on that task. I will of course will be reading your dream journal meister during my morning cup of coffee and cream.
Fool! You seem to have forgotten task number 058. When I'm humming a tune to myself, you must not speak!
Fool! I was testing you! That was task number 274 out of 1000.
Fool! I do not know this "guy" you speak of. My legend began in the 12th century...
OMFG!!! That guy is amazing. I <3 you.