Thread: The True History Of Mankind - Because you can handle the truth!!

I don't see much of a connection between government and large corperations, but I do think the Bush family is pretty sketchy in general and they are involved in both government and big business.

I think all consipiracy theories are created by a secret government agency ()... to throw people off the track of the real truth....

That nobody on this tiny rock floating around a big flaming ball, has any bloody idea what is going on.

Yeah it's almost reassuring to think that there is some secret group in power, pulling the strings compared to the frightening prospect that nobody, not anyone on this planet, has any idea what the smeg is going on. We're just kind of front-pooed out into the world... kicking and screaming, covered in belly juice... given 70 odd years to make sense of it, then we're worm food.

Sure there will be a few big wigs, pulling strings and sorting out little sneaky underhand deals to get themselves and their mates wealthier and more powerful.

But as for who is in control of the planet... My guess is absolutely bloody nobody.


But then again, I'm working for the illuminati and It's my job to confuse and distort the truth.


ps. Elvis isn't dead either, him and Michael Jackson are living on the darkside of the moon, and they are pulling the strings of us worthless worms like puppets.

I think all consipiracy theories are created by a secret government agency... to throw people off the track of the real truth....

Actually that idea's a double bluff circulated by the Illuminati.

Originally Posted by Xei

Actually that idea's a double bluff circulated by the Illuminati.

I thought it was from "The X-Files"

Originally Posted by Xei

Actually that idea's a double bluff circulated by the Illuminati.

It looks like they sucked you right into the lie. You are just regurgitating talking points.

Originally Posted by spaceexplorer

Yeah it's almost reassuring to think that there is some secret group in power, pulling the strings compared to the frightening prospect that nobody, not anyone on this planet, has any idea what the smeg is going on. We're just kind of front-pooed out into the world... kicking and screaming, covered in belly juice... given 70 odd years to make sense of it, then we're worm food.

You've eloquently summed up my feelings on the matter. The older I get, the more I come to realize nobody has any god damn idea what they are doing. Everyone is, really, just trying to keep things from falling apart.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

I like to believe in conspiracies, the new age, the supernatural, the religious, because it makes my life feel much more meaningful, and it makes me feel like i have some point to it. Even if the things would have negative connotations, i still want to believe, because it comforts me to know there is something deeper and more than me, negative or not. Nothing is worse than the cold pointlessness i felt when i didn't believe in all these things. Now I think that I have a reason to do stuff, and I am really part of something! I know the truth and the others don't! I'm special at last.. I've discovered it, its like a secret, but i know, and you don't, because i have meaning and quest. Hey i'm like a main character in a movie, or a book! If we work together we can fight the battle against that evil! Yeah. I'm special.. i know the truth.. the secret.. there is a reason.. a point.. im not cold any more, i'm speciall.Me. Can you see me now mom?


can.. you?


see me




now?









I'm in control! I have a purpose..


PLease..


I have a purpose..



I don't want to feel cold again..

Quoted as a reminder.

dont be afraid of the government! Be afraid of the terrorizers! Didnt you know about the WAR ON TERROR?? Not to mention the war on drugs!! Be afraid of drugs! Especially marijuana, its a drug, and drugs will kill you, unless you buy them from a corporation, then theyre the only thing that will keep you alive! eat snacky poofs.

Originally Posted by stonedape

I don't see much of a connection between government and large corperations, but I do think the Bush family is pretty sketchy in general and they are involved in both government and big business.

The connection is large corporations donating to certain campaigns..

Than they get the stroke back after being elected.