Thread: What if you could talk to God?

I asked him about physics. He told me that elemental forces are communicated through "alliance/reliance".

I'd ask it if creationism is for real. If it said yes, I'd laugh in it's face and ask to talk to it's boss.

If it didn't say that creationism is for real, I'd wanna talk physics too.

I'd ask the being what the secrets of the universe are, what lies beyond our universe, what exactly the being is, what exactly we are, and why exactly we are here. Among other things..

"I think you should step down and give the job to someone else"

I'd ask him what becomes of us when we die...i need to know

id just talk to him expand my own intellect through him, and id say no harsh feeling about me talkin shit on all the ppl that believe you exist

"What is the ultimate cure to any and all diseases?"

Seriously. I wouldn't even bother wasting the question on asking why God would let young people die of diseases. I would just take the direct approach and ask for the cures.

I'd start off with, "Hello" and, "Thank you."

I would ask God for the wisdom to understand why things are the way they are.

I would do a RC and enjoy my lucidity.

Ok, ok... I would ask it: "So, knowing now that the whole insanity is real, is there a hell for you as well? And what makes you better then all of us? Enlighten me without quoting the bible."

Atheist's view: "How am I talking to someone who doesn't exist??"
Other's View: "Can you just stop everything bad from happening?? Please??"

I'd ask 'Who are you?'.

"So....tell me about yourself."

I'd probably get myself emitted to a mental hospital. If you talk to god you're religious, if god talks to you you're delusional.

In the mean time, I might as well say "Tell me everything."

Where can I find the best pumpkin pie in the world?

What can I ask you that would benefit me the most? Seriously, I'd ask it for the best question I could ask

i just thought of this, id ask if he could get me endless celestial pussy

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Atheist's view: "How am I talking to someone who doesn't exist??"

Seriously, no bull crap. If an omnipotent being existed/exists and you had the chance to simply sit down and talk to it, whether it be face to face, telepathic, or in your dreams - What would you want to ask him or talk to him about?

fail fail fail fail

"Hi. Just wondering, do you need like another admin or a mod or something? Because I'm up for it, bro"

Originally Posted by guitarboy

fail fail fail fail

As Noogah has before said,

Do not twist my words!! I have posted more than what your quote has stated!!

Srsly man, Either you're just out of ways to fail people, or have a really short attention span and can't finish a simple two line post without getting bored halfway through it

Originally Posted by TheLucid

As Noogah has before said,
Srsly man, Either you're just out of ways to fail people, or have a really short attention span and can't finish a simple two line post without getting bored halfway through it

Sorry, bro, you fail.

Moving on, I would apologize profusely, then I would probably ask for a cookie. :p After that, I would ask him/her/it how to best go about fixing all the problems of the world, and take notes.

I'd ask him "WTF is going on?"

How exactly do I fail??

I would ask him four things:

1. If there was alien life.(and if there were, if they were coming to be friends)
2. What true physics are, if man didn't figure it out already.
3. What the afterlife is like after death.
4. If lucid dreaming is sinful.(Hey, I need to know)

I wouldn't have to ask him anything. He already knows what I want to know, even if I don't know it.

Spoiler for TheLucid fail fail fail fail:

[ Fail fail fail fail fail]

Originally Posted by TheLucid

As Noogah has before said,
Srsly man, Either you're just out of ways to fail people, or have a really short attention span and can't finish a simple two line post without getting bored halfway through it

I read the rest of it, but notice how none of the other atheists did that? God you're like a kid with a new toy.

Sorry, bro, you fail.

this

My attention spans so much shorter then TheLucids '98' year old attention, though this reminds me of how 12 year olds on myspace put their age, specifically 12 year olds that like to cut themselves because 'im unique n emo nd u dunt no me wen i bled nd lstn to slpnot snd cry im lik so kool'

but I'm not going to mention that.
[ /Fail fail fail fail]

*hides from offtopic b&hammmer*

I would ask him/her/it how to best go about fixing all the problems of the world, and take notes

Why not just ask it to do it for you?