Thread: They have voices in their heads, psychic warriors !

Originally Posted by erik

I didn't wanna smoke weed that soon

Uh oh dude, smells like trouble already.

I saw a dark figure with a back pack standing next to the stairs WITH HIS BACK TOWARDS ME and just when I arrived to take the first steps on the escalator, the man made a move and just before me took the escalator.

NO WAY! Are you serious? Some guy with his back turned directly away from you got on the escalator at the same time? Holy shit monkey balls!

I thought that this was suspicious and thought about what I was going to do, it appeared that the guy had voices in his head which told him the exact time to take the escalator.
And when I arrived at the platform for taking the subway or the direction to the mall at around 13.15pm, the guy kept on walking in my pace into the direction of the machines that read your ticket.

Suddenly I thought to test the guy and I took a left turn into the mall, I was like 2 meters behind the guy, and to my big surprise the guy stood still !

HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF THERE DUDE THE ALIENS ARE GONNA EAT YOU! Holy shit man what did you do then? Were you scared? I would have shit my pants. Did he turn into a reptile?

I walked further to the mall's doors and looked back to the guy to see his reaction.
He looked at me like he saw the ocean burning and then quickly looked away, it was a muzzie also.

A snapple rapple tapple tap tap! Spotted! The eyes say it all man. Better tell that muzzie what's what mofo! Trying to disguise itself is like pouring perfume on a pig!

At that moment I realized that these people have voices in their mind which are telling them what to do and how to act.......

WTFHGBFKS1 Talk about EPIC TWIST did not see that coming man, just gonna lay that out there. I did not see that coming.

This is dangerous, man, these mystic demons are here, following orders, given by their moongod. They don't need orders from a person in flesh and blood, they take orders from djin's, ghosts, spirits, demoniac beings !!

The Moongod grows hungry. The time is nigh.

Just as I always suspected but I never had proof of this, now I have and it has been filmed because there are cameras in the hall before you go to the mall or subway, it took place around 13.15 or so, around that time.

Rock solid proof! All we have to do is go tell the police and they'll make us show the security cameras. There's no way they won't believe your story! It's full-proof!

Omnis Dei...that was possibly the most effort I've seen exerted in a trollerific post in quite some time, I'm disinclined to penalize you.

At least there is no mention of the evil Muslims in this thread though. Wait for it...

Originally Posted by nina

Omnis Dei...that was possibly the most effort I've seen exerted in a trollerific post in quite some time, I'm disinclined to penalize you.

At least there is no mention of the evil Muslims in this thread though. Wait for it...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking

A wise man tells a woman that her lips are most beautiful when her mouth is closed

OP, seek help.

Either OP is a troll, or he's in need of major help. I dunno which one, though.

Thank you for your kind replies everbody, I will give another example of a trick I won over, I think, here it is :

Yoga trick :

Despite the fact that I posted the note about karma, impulses and desires on my profile and here, still the cocksuckers are playing their games on me, like today.

I was doing my first pranayama session of today and got the idea to teach yoga again at the community centre around the corner, I also got the idea to stop smoking weed again.
So I thought that by saving money by not buying weed anymore, I could buy an guitar effect.

So I went outside with my bankcard and at the corner of the street I saw an Antillian guy sitting on his porch with a laptop listening to rap music. I th ought it would be a great idea to ask him if he wanted to have my "Up in Smoke" DVD from Snoop Dog and others, since I don't listen too much to rap and I wanted to bring the DVD to PiekFijn, a second hand shop.
So he said okay and I gave him the DVD and brought some other DVD's, Elvis and Marco Borsato, to PiekFijn.
While on the street at PiekFijn, I passed a phoneshop and a young muzzie was standing outside. When I looked at him, he didn't look back, but he got his mobile from his pocket, looked at it, threw away his cigarette and walked inside again.

I was aware, this isn't coincedental, this is one of the muzzies with wireless internet in his head (since he didn't look at me when I looked at him, so he must have noticed me), so I thought to be very careful.

I was in the guitar shop, bought weed and went back home to smoke and do my meditation.
And suddenly at the very beginning of the meditation, I got an enormous and strong desire to teach yoga 5 times a week for free there, it was really strong !!

I wanted to go to the community centre, stoned !!(I always avoid human contact when I am stoned, so this is not my normal behaviour) and arrange the yoga classes there.

But I thought by myself to think about it, I was just getting stoned !!!

And then I thought back to the muzzie fucker with his mobile, so I thought about the desire to stop smoking weed as well, this desire is beneficial for them, because if I wasn't stoned, I would have gone to the community centre and then I hang !!

So the muzzie fucker "ordered" me to go to the community centre to arrange for yoga classes.

So I win big time here, because in order to be credible, the cocksuckers from hell have to inform other people beforehand that I am going to arrange yoga classes at the community centre........,.but it's not going to happen, so now the other people are like :

"Hey, you said he would go and arrange for yoga classes, but he didn't go !!"

You lose, assholes

02 November at 16.16

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  • but now comes to mind during my last session of pranayama that this trick might have been more sophisticated than I thought it was. Maybe the strong yoga impulse was just a distraction from the real impulse that came later that day, I poste...d a link on my profile, a video from youtube, from Astral Projection, I wanted to do this for a while and not only did I post it, I also posted it on 4 of my friend's profiles. Maybe this was the trick !! So I just deleted the link from my and my friend's profiles, but also during the pranayma session came to mind that the "order" might also have been : "Post the link to the video to your profile (and maybe friend's profiles) and delete it after a few hours"......so I had to make a choice and that was that I deleted the links, I hope to have made the best choice and I hope that this wasn't the trick, but the yoga impulse was the trick, I guess I will stop with doing things on FB and internet for a while to fully concentrate on my meditations and pranayama sessions......
    03 November at 02:08
    
    
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Aren't you tired of being called insane by everyone? Can't you make an effort to maybe not be insane?

Originally Posted by erik

This is dangerous, man, these mystic demons are here, following orders, given by their moongod. They don't need orders from a person in flesh and blood, they take orders from djin's, ghosts, spirits, demoniac beings !!

Spartiate

Aren't you tired of being called insane by everyone? Can't you make an effort
to maybe not be insane?

I can't help it, this is my daily life which I write about, I don't consider myself insane, I am not even out of the ordinary, I am just a regular guy and this happens to me, it's not the weed, that is a fairytale, I am not paranoid, I am very relaxed and peaceful most of the time, but when they are trying to play out my desires and impulses I get a bit pissed off and write it like it is at the moment, therefore the calling names in my posts, I have to work on that.

Nice 3 seconds video, but I am not paranoid, it's just as it is

Originally Posted by erik

Spartiate

I can't help it, this is my daily life which I write about, I don't consider myself insane, I am not even out of the ordinary, I am just a regular guy and this happens to me, it's not the weed, that is a fairytale, I am not paranoid, I am very relaxed and peaceful most of the time, but when they are trying to play out my desires and impulses I get a bit pissed off and write it like it is at the moment, therefore the calling names in my posts, I have to work on that.

Nice 3 seconds video, but I am not paranoid, it's just as it is

The thing about crazy people...they don't really know they're crazy.

I was going to post the exact same thing. Only sane people ever question their sanity.

erik, seek help. Seek help. Seek help. Seek help. Seek help.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

The Moongod grows hungry. The time is nigh.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh hard.

Listen, I am not crazy nor insane, I am just a normal guy and this happens to me, dreams with messages, inner visions, voices, thoughts that are not mine and these kind of tricks, it's my everyday life, really, I can't help it, I don't need help, I am perfectly sane and satisfied with myself.

If someone is crazy, he believes everything what happens in his mind and around, I have passed this stage, cause I know there is a lot of deceit in the mind.......and I think I have the intelligence now to discriminate between what is real and what is not real.

To make it more "crazier""..........it seems that I am on the verge of becoming world famous with my band

Originally Posted by erik

Listen, I am not crazy nor insane, I am just a normal guy and this happens to me, dreams with messages, inner visions, voices, thoughts that are not mine and these kind of tricks, it's my everyday life, really, I can't help it, I don't need help, I am perfectly sane and satisfied with myself.

If someone is crazy, he believes everything what happens in his mind and around, I have passed this stage, cause I know there is a lot of deceit in the mind.......and I think I have the intelligence now to discriminate between what is real and what is not real.

To make it more "crazier""..........it seems that I am on the verge of becoming world famous with my band

You're not crazy until your 4th homicide, I always say.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

You're not crazy until your 4th homicide, I always say.

It doesn't count if they were perfectly accurate but soulless repicoids that had replaced real people and it's not my fault if you can't tell the difference.

Originally Posted by ♥Mark

It doesn't count if they were perfectly accurate but soulless repicoids that had replaced real people and it's not my fault if you can't tell the difference.

True that, true that. Never can trust those damn repicoids. But you can't just kill them, you gotta expose them by opening their mainframe in a public place. The switch is located just inside their anus. It's small so feel around for it. When you find it, pull hard to get their mainframe to come out. Then everyone will know.

I don't think it was to be giving him ideas.

@ erik: You really should seek help and give it a try for a little while; if you don't think it's helping, stop going to therapy. But please, do give it a shot - for your own sake.

This thread is going no where good.