When will god...

[♥Mark]

When will god release a patch for this universe? Seriously, it's way unbalanced. Not to mention grinding cash is boring. And what's with all the glitches? You always need to eat and breath, but you can never do both at the same time? wtf? And do I even need to point out all the spammers that have invaded TV? I don't think so. How about a few GM's here and there, god?! Is it really that hard? Seriously, I swear you spent all your time making the rest of the universe and rushed it once you got to Earth to get it on to the shelves before the holiday season started. You must get about 2 billion emails a day about all these griefers. So do something! Worst of all, if I uninstall, I can never play again!!! ARG And please, for the love of all that is holy, release an instruction manual!

[Kushna Mufeed]

Don't expect one anytime soon. If this universe was worth a fly's wing to God, He would not allow the disbelievers drink water. I can't remember exactly where I read this, I think the Qur'an. Basically this life wasn't meant to be perfect. In fact it was meant to be shitty and painful. But if you get lemons, make lemonade!

[♥Mark]

Basically this life wasn't meant to be perfect. In fact it was meant to be shitty and painful. But if you get lemons, make lemonade! Pretty bad game design. Who'd want to pay for a game like that?

[StephenT]

Pretty bad game design. Who'd want to pay for a game like that? About 6 billion people. Minus emos and suicidals.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription.

[♥Mark]

About 6 billion people. Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription. Really? I don't remember agreeing to this at all.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Course not, you were too...unconceived at the time. You had to have a guardian sign for you. Blame your parents.

[StephenT]

But if you get lemons, make lemonade! Don't you also need sugar and water for lemonade? Then it's just lemon juice. And nobody wants to drink that. Too sour! Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription. That's where the suicidals come in. But I give the premium edition universe. It costs $24,699. I accept paypal. Oh, and don't commit suicide. That's no bueno forsure.

[♥Mark]

Course not, you were too...unconceived at the time. You had to have a guardian sign for you. Blame your parents. I can blame them for brining me into this world (because god has nothing to do with that) but I can't blame them for the status of this world. Also, regarding lemonade, that might even be some sort of consolation if I weren't automatically generated a character that doesn't like lemonade.

[Kushna Mufeed]

I can blame them for brining me into this world (because god has nothing to do with that) but I can't blame them for the status of this world. Also, regarding lemonade, that might even be some sort of consolation if I weren't automatically generated a character that doesn't like lemonade. I have to personally disagree with that, since my belief is that nothing happens unless God allows it to happen and everything happens by his will, but that's another discussion. As for the status of this world, it's only going to get worse before it gets better. Nothing you and I can stop, but can oppose regardless. World won't begin getting better if someone doesn't oppose the oppression starting from now. Regarding the lemonade, take it in the metaphorical sense.

[Absolute]

God made the universe so well that he never needed to make a patch, but it's all us trial guys who are fucking the game up. Mainly the idiots. Fucking griefers... pkers... ideological fanatics... Hell, we haven't even gotten the chance to get our space ships and cruise the universe. We're still stuck on this rock. And, in regards to the contract, it was signed by us before we came here - we just wiped our memories right before birth so we have no rememberance. Oh, and, the contract can't be broken. So, Mark, I guess it's a matter of... Cheers!

[R.D.735]

The universe is open-source. Once you've figured out the source code, you can alter the game and correct most of the bugs. Unfortunately, there was absolutely no documentation when the universe was released, but that's slowly improving. It would be great if more people were working on it so that we could figure out how to patch it and release a stable version with a better user interface. Until it gets a patch, I would recommend letting it run in the background and hoping it doesn't crash while you're working with another application.

[LucidFlanders]

When will god release a patch for this universe? Seriously, it's way unbalanced. Not to mention grinding cash is boring. And what's with all the glitches? You always need to eat and breath, but you can never do both at the same time? wtf? And do I even need to point out all the spammers that have invaded TV? I don't think so. How about a few GM's here and there, god?! Is it really that hard? Seriously, I swear you spent all your time making the rest of the universe and rushed it once you got to Earth to get it on to the shelves before the holiday season started. You must get about 2 billion emails a day about all these griefers. So do something! Worst of all, if I uninstall, I can never play again!!! ARG And please, for the love of all that is holy, release an instruction manual! If you keep complaining god will say f off and ignore his universe. Then eventually we will lose players because there is nomore suported masterserver. Nobody will come to the universe either because there is no advertisement for it and eventually everything in the universe will eventually lose it's regular players due to inactivity. I see it happen all the time, leave god alone or i will blame you for the downfall of the universe. HE DOESN'T MEAN IT GOD!

[Moonbeam]

As for the status of this world, it's only going to get worse before it gets better. And there's a lot of people like that to make sure it happens.

[♥Mark]

nothing happens unless God allows it Blame your parents. You're sending me very mixed messages here. And, in regards to the contract, it was signed by us before we came here - we just wiped our memories right before birth so we have no rememberance. Oh, and, the contract can't be broken. So, Mark, I guess it's a matter of... Oh, that old chestnut. Remind me to never take anything you say seriously again.

[Quester]

Or maybe the Gnostics had it right and wer trapped here and this is hell.

[♥Mark]

Or maybe the Gnostics had it right and wer trapped here and this is hell. Pretty weak Hell if you ask me. Seems like a failure either way.

[NonDualistic]

Or maybe the Gnostics had it right and wer trapped here and this is hell. ........................ the depository of Karmic Suffering, locked tight into the perception of duality I believe it was CS Lewis that said something to the effect that "if/when one takes the trip to "heaven" one cannot take the slightest souvenirs of hell with them". In other word one is stuck here in this perception till one is willing to let go of it all, not only what is considered "bad" but what also is considered "good". For most such a notion, such a concept, is impossible to fathom.

[Xaqaria]

I hope my class doesn't get nerfed. I'm severely undermatched as it is.

[Xaqaria]

Or maybe the Gnostics had it right and wer trapped here and this is hell. Buddhists have similar beliefs, but not that we are trapped here. Still, Its not all that bad if its hell.

[Xei]

Don't get your hopes up, just look at the customer support. Millions of complaints sent every day via the prayermail system, and never a single reply! It's disgusting.

[Replicon]

Don't get your hopes up, just look at the customer support. Millions of complaints sent every day via the prayermail system, and never a single reply! It's disgusting. To quote a great comedian/philosopher: Well, most of those happen on Sunday... his day off!

[Siиdяed]

xkcd! Huzzah!

[Merlock]

#!/usr/home/jehovah/perl I'm guessing that's where it all began, including Perl. But now we use the name of Perl in vain, with personalised ambitions, every day... (#!/usr/local/bin/perl -- Heresy!)

[Siиdяed]

sudo make me immortal?