What would you say if you ended up in hell?

**Hiros** · 02-22-2008 05:26 AM

If I was in hell for being an evil bastard, I'd say something along the lines of "Excellent, all my idols are here!"
If I was in hell purely for not believing in the god that turned out to exist, then I'd call that god a prick and start trying to bargain my way out of hell so I could reveal gods true colours to the world.

**LucidFlanders** · 02-22-2008 06:32 AM

Yeah, but, Why would they believe what you say? if you came back to human form and somehow remembered this whole thing, you will come off to them as a "nutjob", or something.

You would be like "hey, i died and came back to life and i have come to tell you this is the real god, but he's not perfect and a powertripping king", they will be like "yeah, ok then nutjob". Then you will die again and if not believing in the "real" god you will go to hell Again.

**Hiros** · 02-22-2008 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

Yeah, but, Why would they believe what you say? if you came back to human form and somehow remembered this whole thing, you will come off to them as a "nutjob", or something.

You would be like "hey, i died and came back to life and i have come to tell you this is the real god, but he's not perfect and a powertripping king", they will be like "yeah, ok then nutjob". Then you will die again and if not believing in the "real" god you will go to hell Again.

Yeah, most likely!

Or I could start some kind of cult and make lots of money to enjoy in my second life before going back to hell.

**LucidFlanders** · 02-22-2008 08:12 AM

Call it IKNOWTHETRUTH,DOYOU? or Bob.

**Malac Reborn** · 03-03-2008 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Dewitback

let me rephrase, because I really want to know all of your guy's opinions on this.

Hell is crap okay? whether its emotional pain forever, or physical pain forever, hell=crap to the max.

what would you say if you ended up in crap hell, not your own version of hell, where you can skip around and talk to people, or slap god in the face or whatever, but a lonely, tormentful, painful hell. something like a really bad acid or drug trip.

THEN, what would you say to the real god? or gods. (for reals) if you ended up there

Obviously, people aren't getting the message except to avoid it. Some say it's pointless. Everything has a point, whether it's to you or someone else. I can tell how curious you are but other people are not getting with the topic. I personally would be depressed to the max and my spirit would probably be dulled out from eternal suffering without hope.

It's funny how people would say some silly stuff such as, "I would take over hell"...Oh really? I highly doubt that, you can't even control the governments controlling you in this life. How would you possibly take out a fallen angel and the demons/people that reside there. Then there is the "joke" about smacking God.....come on lets get a little serious here and stay with the topic peeps. If its not the topic then you're wasting your time in here.

**Malac Reborn** · 03-03-2008 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Hiros

If I was in hell for being an evil bastard, I'd say something along the lines of "Excellent, all my idols are here!"
If I was in hell purely for not believing in the god that turned out to exist, then I'd call that god a prick and start trying to bargain my way out of hell so I could reveal gods true colours to the world.

um yeaa....maybe no. Creative imagination though!

**skysaw** · 03-03-2008 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by malac

It's funny how people would say some silly stuff such as, "I would take over hell"...Oh really? I highly doubt that, you can't even control the governments controlling you in this life. How would you possibly take out a fallen angel and the demons/people that reside there. Then there is the "joke" about smacking God.....come on lets get a little serious here and stay with the topic peeps. If its not the topic then you're wasting your time in here.

Ok, if we're actually supposed to have an honest answer here, I can't imagine anyone would say anything other than "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!"

**Bonsay** · 03-03-2008 05:26 PM

The love from god would keep me warm.

**Replicon** · 03-03-2008 10:08 PM

New question:

What would you say if you ended up in hell, asked the devil why he brought you there, and he said, "For the lulz"?

**Sornaensis** · 03-03-2008 10:39 PM

I wouldn't say anything because in Soviet Hell, talk speaks YOU!

**TimeStopper** · 03-04-2008 12:11 AM

What if Satan was a pimp?

**cuddleyperson** · 03-04-2008 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by Bonsay

The love from god would keep me warm.

lolz, surely you'd rather God gave you a nice cool glass of fanta icy lemon.

**dragonoverlord** · 03-04-2008 08:16 AM

Hell is where all the cool people go.

**NightLife** · 03-05-2008 04:41 AM

I would say "BRING IT!"

**Traveling_Troubador** · 03-06-2008 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Dewitback

This is a question for everyone, Christians, Muslims, Sieks, atheists, or whatever religion you practice. (or non-religion for atheits)

I believe in God (I guess you can say "the christian God"), but I've been thinking to myself, what if I ended up in hell realizing that Allah was the right God to choose, or any other god. what would I say? what would I think?

how would you try to appeal to the "real" god? Really try to think about dying, and then realizing you woke up in hell. what would you say to gawd?

I would be like, "fuck...but I really thought...I really believed with all my heart."

Think about it. and no "that wouldn't happen" answers.

"D'oh!" - Homer Simpson

**Jeff777** · 03-07-2008 05:42 PM

Heaven population: 15

Hell population 7,539,722,381^12

**Nanten** · 03-15-2008 04:31 AM

What would you say if you ended up in hell?

"Well, I'll be damned."

**Wrathful** · 03-19-2008 10:56 AM

I would just say "Goddamnit"

Originally Posted by TimeStopper

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic."

Nice quote.

**psychology student** · 03-19-2008 10:11 PM

To the original question, what would I say if I ended up in Hell:

"Let me find go and find Stephent91 and Seismosaur"

**psychology student** · 03-19-2008 10:12 PM

So we can have a good "chat".

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-19-2008 10:18 PM

What would you say if you ended up in hell?

Which way to the women?

**psychology student** · 03-19-2008 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Which way to the women?

They seperate the sexes. Its hell dammit: eternal and qualitatively infinite pain and punishment.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-19-2008 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by psychology student

They seperate the sexes. Its hell dammit: eternal and qualitatively infinite pain and punishment.

Pssh. You underestimate my tenacity.

Just point me in the right direction.

**psychology student** · 03-19-2008 10:31 PM

Tenacity? You have no bargaining chips, and the devil is holding all the cards.

There is no right direction.

Pertinently, I suppose even Heaven wouldn't fulfil your wish.