Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME! - Eric Cartman, Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
So anyway, at 10:00 AM today 2 Jehovah's Witnesses (referred to as JWs from this point) came knocking at my door. My first thought was "What mean thing should I say? Should I just slam the door in their faces?" Then I came up with the bright idea, I'll let them in!
They were both very nice ladies and we talked for around an hour. I really knew nothing about their cult except that only 144,000 made it into heaven. I learned a lot more.
A) They don't like Christians, they are in sin for trying to hold office and making any money at their ministry.
B) They ARE Christians, but don't want to admit it
C) They don't believe in politics, Christmas, the trinity, or hell. Which I give them props for the last 2.
D) The main talker claimed that they are the only ones who interpret the bible correctly. Of course after she said this I paid close attention to the manipulation and interpretation of the verses she quoted.
E) Lazarus and the rich man, gnashing of teeth, lake of fire and brimstone are all figurative. But the ONE verse about man came from dust and shall go back to dust is literal. She tried to tell me that the only place in the bible hell is mentioned is in Revelation. I corrected her and said hell was talked about by Jesus many times in the NT. She didn't have an answer for that. Therefore, non-JWs just go to dust (which means us atheists will never know whether they were right or we were ) and JWs rule over the kingdoms of earth during Jesus' 1000 year reign.
F) Homosexuality is an abomination. When I pointed out that this verse is sandwiched between it being a sin to wear clothes of more than one thread and it was condoned to sell your daughter to slavery, she said "well homosexuality is stated as wrong in the NT as well", 1 cor. 6 I think. I then asked if all the men in JW have their hair short due to 1 cor. 11:14. She eluded this by saying all men keep short hair and no facial hair do to appearing less threatening to door-to-door people.
G) Evolution is a lie, genesis is literal, just not the 24 hour days (LOL?). Her one "story" she told was scientists digging up 4 or 5 bones from a fossil and sending it to 5 different evolutionists who made models looking completely different from each other. Of course this was unsourced. She also said the layers of rock showed that the things god created first are at the bottom and god created last at the top. I pointed this out to be nonsense (I was nice about it) and said that the layers the fossils are found in match the dates given by the different radiometric dating. In short, she only knew the propaganda spewed by her church and not the real science. Please, hold back your gasps of shock.
H) They use one translation, the New World Translation, which is (supposedly) consisting of direct translations from the earliest known texts, such as the dead sea scrolls. Uh huh, sure.
I) Did I mention they loathe Christians?
J) God put Satan here to test our free will even though he loves us and wants us to come to him. Apparently JUST giving us free will was just too easy. I asked "so is Job an example of this?" she says excitedly, "Yes! Just like Job." In which I replied "Job is one of the most breathtakingly cruel stories I've ever read." She changed the subject really quick.
This is about the extent of the hour long talk. I made it clear up front that I was de facto atheist but was very curious about their religion (cult). They were both very nice people and I think it was good for them to see an atheist be kind to them. They told me they have had very many bad experiences by religious people, some of which even pulled out guns. It was unfortunate that the male initiated their departure right when I was starting to give them the Sam Harris Treatment. I only got as far as asking her why she believed in JH over christianity. She said because she has seen the people who follow JH and they are good people and she sees god's work in the JHs lives and ministry. I told her good people have religions and bad people have religions and some don't have any religion. If the people she knows are good that is because of who they are. Just like there are good Christians, Atheists, Jews, and Muslims. She didn't agree with this.
In summation, they ARE a sect of Christianity: they have the same holy book, the same god, the same god's son, all of it. They don't believe some of the sillier things (trinity & hell) but still believe in the big silly goose devil. Although I just thought, where does the devil dwell and rule if hell isn't real? I'll have to remember to ask that next time. Anyways, hope you guys benefited as much as I did from this.
Anyone else had experiences with JHs?
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