Thread: Dream View's Bar

Dark Tsubasa: *Stares at Truthbearer's corpse, shrugs* Hey, I'm not a necrophile by nature, but hell, as long as I can keep my lil' trident stiff...*goes down on Truthbearer*

Tsubasa:*eyelids flutter, mutters in low voice* M-Mister...Leo? *opens eyes slowly* Oh, it's you...*smiles* I'm alright -- I just got a little dizzy...

Leo: OK ^_^ I'll just go and fight them lot...

*Goes off to fight*

*Comes slowly round the corner and makes police noises*

Leo: Put your hands up in the air!!

*revives just in time to eat himself before he became damaged goods*

Leo: *Walks round the corner and grabs Dark Tsubasa*

Leo: Bitch! *slaps round face*

Leo: I shouldn't have done that. *steps back*

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Grabs him where? Wait -- nevermind, I'll take care of that ^_~

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Dark Tsubasa:! *slaps Leo's hands away from his waist*

Tsubasa: *sits up, shakes himself awake a little, looks up* Oh, Mister Leo! You know that my Dark self and I are opposites, right?

Dark Tsubasa:

Tsubasa: *looks into Leo's eyes, winks*

Leo: so all we have to do is make him...... laugh?

"Or cut off his genitals" Says a voice from above


...or not

Dark Tsubasa: I ain't laughin' and I ain't getting my nads cut, neither! I'm outta here!

Tsubasa: *lowers eyebrows* I don't think so! *grabs his tail*

Dark Tsubasa:!!!

Tsubasa: Now, Mister Leo!

*Starts dancing around funy like and then advences up to him and tickles him and then gets some scissors and cuts his...you know... off *

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Scissors? Um...you have one of those, don't you? I don't think scissors would cut it -- literally.

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Dark Tsubasa: GAAH! *falls to his knees, snarls at Tsubasa* DAMN YOU!!! *chokes and spasms, falls over, twitches*

Leo: yey! now all we have to do is get rid of Blorgulox

Voice from above: "HA HA"

*dies*

Leo: Hmm i guess Borgulox has gone, PARTAAAY!!!

*A dimensional rift opens out from nowhere and then Light Leo comes out from nowhere*

Leo: Who are you?

Light Leo: I am Light Leo. You're good oppsite in everyway from another dimension

Leo: I'm evil?

Light Leo: No it's just I'm better than you

Leo: h......

Light Leo: See, you miss out everything and I am perfect

Leo: What did I d?

Light Leo: You missed an 'O' out.

Leo: hhhh... My '' keys stuck ¬_¬

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Ummm...OK, WTF?

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Tsubasa: *Stands up* Oh, hullo there, Mister Hikari Leo! *bows* Pleased to meet you! *laughs*

*Stares blankly into the sky and has been for the past ten minutes, wakes up*
Blorgulox: I am a new bunny! I am not bad anymore!
*Sees Light Leo*
Blorgulox: ...
Dark Tsubasa's genitals: Flop Flop
Blorgulox:........
Dark Tsubasa's genitals: Flop FLop Flop
Blorgulox: .............
Dark Tsubasa's genitals: FLOP! FLOP! FLOP!
*Dark Tsubasa's genitals explode, resulting in a big shower of a sticky liquid*
Dark Tsubasa: God dammit...
*Other weird portal to another dimension opens and Light Blorgulox jumps out*
Light Blorgulox: Hello there Blorgulox, I am your opposite in every...
*Blorgulox shoves Light Blorgulox back into his protal while it is closing*
Blorgulox: Oh no you don't!
*Kicks him a few more times to make him fit and the portal closes*
Blorgulox: That sucked... Light Leo sucks... and Dark Tsubasa isn't Tsubasa's opposite in every way, their both homos
Dark Tsubasa: Damn right, but I also fuck chickens
Blorgulox: That's great...
*Takes a shite on Light Leo*
Blorgulox: You deserved that, your aura clensed my soul for a moment there... that was so scary... Get off my leg Dark Tsubasa!
Dark Tsubasa: Sorry... I couldn't help it...
Blorgulox: You're getting blood all over my pants!
Dark Tsubasa: I guess I'll start menstruating now...
Blorgulox: You do that...
*Steps back and runs out the door, he then uses his mind powers to make time turn back and make him reappear in the room, he does this several times*
Blorgulox: Weeee!

Dark Tsubasa: Godamnit! *opens portal* I'm heading back to my own dimension to heal -- but I'll be back! *shakes fist at Tsubasa* I'll be back, and then I'll make you pay, you little --! *portal closes with him inside*

Tsubasa: *blinks* I hope it takes him a while to heal...

Five minutes later

Dark Tsubasa: I'm baaaaack! And now you're gonna get it, you little jerk! *lungs at Tsubasa, grabs him by the wing and wrestles him to the floor*

Tsubasa: Yaaaah! *fights back*

Dark Tsubasa: *pins Tsubasa on his belly, maniacally grabs the waist of his pants and yanks them down*

Tsubasa: Noooo! Leave me alone!

Dark Tsubasa:! And when I get pissed, I get horny! And when I get horny, I get pissed! And when --

Tsubasa: ¬_¬ Enough already!

Dark Tsubasa:*blinks* ¬_¬ OK, featherdick, you just got yourself a redbelly!

Tsubasa: Noooo! Not that! Anything but that! Mister Leo, HELP!

Dark Tsubasa: *pushes Tsubasa over on his back and lifts up his shirt, and starts forcefully slapping his stomach with the palm of his hand* Take this! *slap* and this! *slap* AND THIS! *really hard slap*

Tsubasa: Itai! Itai! ITAIIII! *eyes well up* MISTER LEO! ANYONE! HELP MEEE! *tries to kick DT off of him, but DT is kneeling on his shins*

Dark Tsubasa: You're not getting away this time!

Tsubasa: *his stomach grows hot and looks darker where it's been slapped, a tear escapes his eye, then the other, then he begins to cry*

Leo: Oh NO!! He's crying Blorgulox ¬_¬ I can't believe i'm saying this but help!!

*Leo walks up to DT and Tsubasa and tries to push DT away*

Leo: Blorgulox, make Tsubasa laugh!!!!!

Leo: Seriously, I can't wait any longer.....

Light Leo: I'll help!

Leo: No!

*Light Leo swoops down and tries to knock over DT but instead knocks over Leo*

Leo: Shit..

*portal opens*

Hi, I am the light truthbear... *dies*








*eats himself pre-emptively*

Blorgulox: Dark Tsubasa... get off of him
Dark Tsubasa: Fugoff!
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Get off of him now!
Dark Tsubasa: no!
Blorgulox: What? But I used the word of God!
Dark Tsubasa: I wasn't listening! I have a short attention span!
Blorgulox: Noooo!!!
*dies*
Dark Tsubasa: Muahahah!
*revives*
Dark Tsubasa: Shite...
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Get up Thruthbearers!
*revives Truthbearer and his light self*
Blorgulox: You bloody bastard...
*Takes out heavy stick and beats the shit out of Dark Tsubasa with it*
Dark Tsubasa: Gack!
*Dark Tsubasa tries to break the stick, only to find out it broke his nuts*
Dark Tsubasa: I thought I had lost those previously...
Blorgulox: They regrew...
*background music by Rammstein suddenly starts playing*
Blorgulox: Du hast me?!
*rams his stick into Dark Tsubasa's scalp, going all the way thourgh, cutting him into two pieces*
Dark Tsubasa: Shite!
*Dark Tsubasa climbs to his legs, up his body and tries to smack Blorgulox in the face, only to hug him*
Blorgulox: Du riechst so gut!
*A protal to another dimension opens and Light Light Blorgulox steps out*
Light Light Blorgulox: I am the even more opposite of Light Blorgulox! That means I'm exactly the same as you because I'm the opposite of your opposite!
Blorgulox: Prove it...
Light Light Blorgulox: ... No... Go fuck yourself sideways with a splintery wooden dildo
Blorgulox: Holy shite! It really is him! But there can only be one...
*Shoves Light Light Blorgulox into Dark Tsubasa's gaping anus*
Dark Tsubasa: What a colourful enema!

Truthbearer and his light side get up and look at each other.

Truthbearer: Hey, I was happy being dead!
Light Truthbearer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Truthbearer: What the fuck, dude? Could you be any gayer?
Light Truthbearer: For the last time, I am not gay...I am just light
Truthbearer: ...and by light you mean you like to get humped in the ass?
Light Truthbearer: What the frick? How dare you...I shall....spite you with my magical dust!!!
Truthbearer: Magical dust....right... *shoots light truthbearer in the head*
Have that bitch!
*light truthbearer dies, and is immediately eaten by a squirrel*
Truthbearer: ok, time to go spread the truth around for a while... and by the way, dark tsubasa or whatever the fuck you are called, stop trying to hump my dead body, please. I mean, can't you find any lonely sheep that want to play with you? Next time that happens I will have to come back to life just to make you eat your own genitalia, eventhough I see you don't have any anymore....

Oh, and Leo... you should go, I hear that your mother is about to crap herself and she needs someone to change her diaper...
And Blorgulox...what the hell kind of name is that? Was little Ms Pony already taken? Ack...I am deeply annoyed by everything and everyone...I will just go and try to defy the laws of gravety and fly for a couple hours

*a couple of hours go by of Truthbearer just jumping with his arms up like an imbecile*

*Stares blankly at Truthbearer*
Blorgulox: You are right... This name is quite lame... Miss Pony was taken actually... Globulox might've been a better choice...
*An armadillo randomly jumps out of nowhere onto Truthbearer*
Dark Tsubasa: Yay! Another animal to sodomize!
*Dark Tsubasa comes up to the armadillo and...*

Leo: Oh God, please don't do that, no.. no NO!!! God that doesn't look a good sight *noises in the background*

Leo: *looks away*

Dark Tsubasa: What?
*Dark Tsubasa continues to pet the armadillo*
Blorgulox: You dirty little boy Haz... I mean... Leo...