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      World's Most Un-Scientific Conspiracy Theory

      To illustrate the point that conspiracy theories seem convincing because they are untestable and nobody cares to test about it, I am proud to announce

      The Isolated Building Conspiracy Theory

      This "isolated building CT" is a theory that states (for my location) that the world is only the places I have visited up to now. All of the news from other places are invented by the authorities. The world only contains the places where I have traveled to. Trains to an imaginary place called "Mongolia" end up in government prisons where all passengers are killed and replaced with flash clones teleported to the Beijing railroad station when "their journey has ended." All Internet sites from outside the building are actually operated in the building through purposefully congested lines. And the whole thing is floating in the middle of nowhere.

      See, nobody can disprove this to me. I just sit tight on my chair in my house, and anybody who claims to have traveled elsewhere automatically becomes part of the huge cover-up. My theory can stand against any person! Just don't actually get me on a plane to Africa, and Africa doesn't exist!!!!!

      This is how most conspiracy theories work. They rely on ignorance. 9/11 CTs rely on the fact that you don't know about building physics and crash physics. If you happen to pick up a NIST report or even a textbook on demolition and plane crashes, you'll get the flag of "undercover government spy." For the Moon Landing CTs, the theorists rely on ignorance of photography and astronomy.

      In fact, I can claim that every single law of physics is made-up and is wrong. As long as I don't actually learn physics, any physicist or college student is simply part of the conspiracy.
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      BTW:

      Likewise, "Lucid dreams can't exist because I haven't experienced one. All LDers are liars." The point is that personal experience is the root of all kinds of baloney.
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      I see what you did there.
      But now that you've done that, what do you plan to do next?
      Last edited by Yomi; 05-27-2011 at 04:06 PM.

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      Go debunk the moonhoax believers and the LD unbelievers. Try to get more data on the testability of shared dreams and do a scientific test.
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      The whole world runs on uncertainty and ignorance.
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      You believe this too!?
      I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the truth.
      ---o--- my DCs say I'm dreamy.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ludr View Post
      All of the news from other places are invented by the authorities.
      the ones that... don't exist?
      The world only contains the places where I have traveled to.
      ...and the ones you'll eventually travel to, right?
      Quote Originally Posted by sloth View Post
      You believe this too!?
      I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the truth.
      I don't get why you do this. you're obviously making a joke, but is it funny to you?
      willful ignorance is one of the least funny things in the world to me. I would hope that you wouldn't be laughing at literal idiocy.

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      Yes this is a joke. This is the way CTs work, the moonhoax and all. Of course, if you believe it...
      Oel ayngati kame, ma smukan sė smuke. Oe plltxe nėNa'vi. Na'vi lu lė'fya asėltsan sė asevin. 'Ivong Na'vi!
      If anybody also speaks the above language, then please PM me ASAP!!!

      unil + ngop + yu = dream controller

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