I would, but I'm mad at you for saying I was lying.
Go order me some food, lol.
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I would, but I'm mad at you for saying I was lying.
Go order me some food, lol.
I would, but I can get food for two people at a discount. They have national delivery services, but I need your permission first. (not real, BTW)
Tell me why SSD looks sorta like a cat. :cheeky:
Cause he is...oops, I forgot the concept!
I mean...I would but I don't know!
Go hug Nick Jonas!
I would, but his security guards don't want me to.
Sing the beaver song.
i would, but i want everyone to keep their eardrums
Charge!
I would, but those orcs look really scary..
Don't put on the ring mister Frodo!
i can't help it!
All wings report in!
They don't feel like it.
Go kiss an ugl girl!
I would, but there a cute girl beside her.
Go get me a case of beer.
I would, but I prefer Root Beer.
Go get me a beer.
I would love to get you a beer, but all the beer changed into bananas.
Don't feel like dancing?
To late, I'm dancing as I type this sentence.
Watch this entire video YouTube - Epic Sax Guy plays for 57 Minutes
I would, but I don't watch anything that is longer than 56 minutes. :pissed:
Link something to a Rick-Rolled video.
I would, because Rick Astley is awesome, but I'll post this instead.
Don't kiss the first stranger you meet.
I would, but that stranger is a hot female celebrity.
Tell me why it was so hard to make an excuse for that.
i would but your brain is so pathetically small you wouldn't understand it (not a personal attack)
Realize their is no spoon
i would but it kind of the point of the thread
move over!
I would, but there's fat guy beside me.
You move over!
I would but I will fall off the side of the Earth if I do.
Invade China with a nothing but a spoon.
I would, but I prefer to use forks.
Make friends with James Bond.
I would, but I just discovered that James Bond is actually only a fictional character in movies.
Explain the string theory to me, because I don't understand it at all.
I would, but it would take way too long for me to explain what I know of it, which isn't much.
Make a Grammar Nazi post criticizing somebody's grammar.
I would, but i don't mind bad grammar.
Someone make me care more about grammar.
I would, but it's too boring.
Go onto chat.