DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but then she would kill me

tell YOUR sister her boyfriend cheated on her with me

I would, but I lost her number.

Pick me up a jar of wildflower honey on the way home.

I would, but it's a bit hard to dig honey out of a bee's hive without the proper equipment.

Teach me how to play the guitar.

I would, but I am not a guitar teacher (but I do play a guitar in real life :D)

make the weekends longer

I would, but it causes people to lay around longer, making more people obese.

Talk to your spirit guide.

I would, but I can't find him/her

make the bandaid on my thumb not fall off

I would, but you need a new one.

Tell me why you have a band-aid on your thumb.

half of my nail ripped off, I would tell you how, but it is too gross

give me a new bandaid

i would, but first explain how you ripped for nail off
destroy every spam bot in cyberspace

I would, but I would have too hard a time tracking down all of them.

Please get the image of a nail half ripped off out of my head. :shock:

I would, but I like you suffering :armflap:
*shows you my thumb*

heal my thumb

I would, but the thought of even attempting it is disgusting.

Change the topic, please.

I would, but I can't think of anything better to talk about.

Let's talk about the weather.

I would, but there's nothing too special about it right now.

Fly far away.

I would, but im in a no-fly zone
think about erible's thumb

I would but eribles don't have thumbs.

write my paper on schubert for me.

i would but i don't know what that is
tell me what basic TOTM was for febuary

I would but you didn't use correct grammar or spell the month correct as it still is February.

Make me an old school hip hop mix tape

I would, but I don't even know how to start.

Teach me how to make a mix tape.

I would but you aren't old school enough to learn.

go to Egypt and take power.

i would, but noone would listen to me
help the rest of the Arab world revolt

I would but I support totalitarian governments

Go punch ronald mcdonald in the face

i would, but i'd get arrested
subscribe to freddiew

I would but I'm busy typing away at my paper that is due tomorrow at 11

discover a cure for aids

i would, but im not that smart
find a cure for cancer