DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but from what I saw in a documentary called The Devil's Playground, the Amish life is much harder and more complicated than mainstream media makes it out to be.

Read a good book.

I would, but I ran out of good books.

Take a plane to an island.

I would, but after consuming large amounts of LSD in the past 20 minutes I'm afraid I'd rather not.

Go talk to that fat chick so I can get her hot friend.

I would, but you're too shallow.

ring the doorbell.

I would but somebodies on LSD, and that creeps me out.

Drive to Florida.

I would but that'd mean having to pay for a lot of gas.

Fly to Vancouver.

I would, but they might strip search me.

Make it rain.

I would but I'm in the mood for a sunny day.

Marry me.

I would, but, but, we can't be together -dramatic collapse-

is your hair soft?

Yup, shampoo and condition it nearly everyday... like a boss. :P I goggled that clover tongue thing btw.

Smile.

I would, but I just read that poem thread and I couldn't find a single happy poem so now I'm sad.

Become a scientologist.

I would but I can't

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Yup, shampoo and condition it nearly everyday... like a boss. :P I goggled that clover tongue thing btw.

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tell me why you do things like a boss?

Because I'm gangster like that.


Feed my daughter some breakfast.

No because I'm still on LSD

clean your room

No because I'm still on LSD

clean your room

I would, but I don't feel like it.

Don't do drugs.

I would, but I already don't.

Find me something to punch.

Granted, but it's your computer screen

Sing a song.

I would, but I'm too angry to sing right now.

Reccomend some good angry music.

I would, but you wouldn't like it.

Tell my why you're angry.

I would but I'm not angry.

Don't be angry.

I would but I don't want to be angry

Make me smile. Make me giggle.

I would, but men chuckle, girls giggle.

Push mow my yard.

I would but apparently you think I'ma faggot who chuckles not a real man who giggles

Push mow my cat.

I would, but my mower needs a carb cleaning.

Clean the carburetor on my mower.