DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I'd much rather be playing golf.

Come play golf with me.

i would, but Maryland is a bit far away

give me an airplane ticket

I would, but I only have a stock of them going to Antarctica

Send me back to the start of the holidays

I would, but if I could do that, I would already be in the past therefore I couldn't help you

inspire me

I would, but I myself, have no inspiration

Give me a ___

I would, but we just ran out
corrupt this wish

I would but I'm being chased by apples with sharp teeth :O

Please bring me a pound of plutonium

I would, if I knew where it was and there was no possibility it was radioactive

Tell me, how exactly does radiation work?

I would, but radiation fried my brain.

Tell me why anyone would have voted for Obama?!

I would but I am not 18 yet so I cant vote.

Give me hospital knockout gas. (I want to try to WILD with gas to see if maybe it is easier but I dont want to have to go into surgery to try it)

I would, but I am unsure of how I should obtain that stuff legally.

Do the worm!

I would, but I do not know how.

Show me how to "do the worm"...

I would, but i don't brake dance
Do a back flip

I would, if I could

Tell me the reason of life (not 42)

I would, but i beleive there is no reason
Do my assinments

I would, but what's an assinment?

Tell me why some people think Mythbusters is rigged

I would, but i have never heard that
Ignore my horrible spelling, you know exactly what the fuck im talking about

I would, but the misspellings are highlighted in yellow so I can't miss them.

Tell me how to reconfigure ASpell to not attempt to spell check static text areas on a web site.

I would, but I don't know what ASpell is

Tell me if my guess on what ASpell is is right

I would but I can't read your mind

dot your i's and cross your t's

I would, but i seriously CBF
Post a picture of a owl

I would, but I'm too lazy to find one and upload it to my server.

Upload one for me.

Already done that
finish this sen

I would, but I'm afraid you wouldn't like the ending...

Five dollars, happy ending?

I would, but I'm not exactly sure what you mean, if you mean what I think, I won't prostitute myself, nor am I gay, and you would be arrested as a pedophile :P

Eri, TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT!!!